Should I call and get this van towed?

[kingskring]

Its been parked on my street for a few days...

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[HisIceness]

Yes but make sure the owner is in the van while it is being towed.

What kind of van is that anyways? Looks like a mid to late 80's Toyota?

 

[Lord Helix]

Put a Dihydrogen monoxide warning on it.

 

[NyQuil]

Just put up a "See what happens when you sniff glue on a daily basis" sign next to it.

 

[TheGuarantee]

Stick half an orange on one of the windows instead

 

[Finnish your Czech]

You shouldn't call to get a car towed because you disagree with the owner's opinions.

 

[Jumptheshark]

Its been parked on my street for a few days...

1) Is it parked illegally
2) Does it have valid plates?
3) Is it owned by Donald Trump
5) Do you live in an altered state?

 

[SladeWilson23]

I'll never read another Stephen King book ever again!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

You're just making me want to go to the website even more now!!!

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

why not

 

[Remington 700]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

Well, I didn't see that **** coming. I'm out.

 

[HisIceness]

I want to visit the website out of curiosity but am afraid it is full of viruses, or something else that might get me in trouble.

 

[SladeWilson23]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

I probably should have listened to you.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Thinly veiled attempt to copy a legendary LNGE thread

 

[Satan]

http://blackbag.gawker.com/what-if-stephen-king-killed-john-lennon-1695386865

Good stuff

 

[NyQuil]

It's just an autocorrect issue.

He meant to say that Stephen King killed Jack Lemmon.

 

[John Price]

No snitching

 

[irunthepeg]

You shouldn't call to get a car towed because you disagree with the owner's opinions.

agreed

 

[Ceremony]

Just be a courteous neighbour and ask the owner of it to move it. Manners cost nothing.

 

[PromNite]

Don't go to the website.

No, seriously. Don't go to the website.

I definitely should've listened to this.

 

[Jumptheshark]

No snitching

snitches get stiches

 

[Jumptheshark]

 

[kingsholygrail]

Wow, Stephen King killed someone?

 

[Baby Punisher]

Its been parked on my street for a few days...

Tow it right to my house. I love those Toyota vans. My old boss two of them in the 90's. Great vans. You can't kill them. Only negative is that you are sitting on top of the engine and the insulation wore down after a while and it could get hot in there during the summer. They were also available in 4wd.