Low Effort GDT Sens @ Oiler - 8PM - ESPN+/TSN5/SNW - Chat GPT Edition

[Back in Black]

4 hours to gO

 

[Silky Johnson]

Is that Boeser in a Sens 7 jersey?? And the other images lol

It doesn't do well with realistic faces.

Also, Ullmark seams to be pooping through his underwear. And his poop is gold. Chat GPT isn't perfect but it is hilarious.

 

[mysens]

OMG….I have beautiful raccoon eyes after this road trip. Nice black, puffy circles for each eye with these late night games. At least it has been totally worth it!!!

 

[Silky Johnson]

I'm stoked about that 8pm start. Only 1am for me. The 3am starts suck. There is no good way to do 3am.

 

[guyzeur]

Click me
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the roman centurions are scary and weird

 

[swiftwin]

Crazy that we're playing only 22hrs after our last start. Playing 3 games in 4 days. 4 games in 6 days. Switching time zones in between every game. Playing against the 2nd hottest team in the league (after us).

This is a scheduled loss if I've ever seen one.

Save us Ullmark

 

[Silky Johnson]

Crazy that we're playing only 22hrs after our last start. Playing 3 games in 4 days. 4 games in 6 days. Switching time zones in between every game. Playing against the 2nd hottest team in the league (after us).

This is a scheduled loss if I've ever seen one.

Save us Ullmark

I'd even be happy with a loser point won't cry about a loss. 6/7 out of 8 points from this scheduling nightmare is a good result.

 

[2CHAINZ]

Anything less than W is inexcusable. If we lose, I want Green and Staios fired.

 

[Stylizer1]

I asked Chat GPT to do a game preview. Here it is:

Ottawa Senators (18-13-2, 38 pts) at Edmonton Oilers (20-11-2, 42 pts)

Venue: Rogers Place
Date: Sunday, December 22
Time: 8:00 pm ET
TV: ESPN+/TSN5/SNW
Radio:
Ottawa – TSN 1200
Edmonton – 880 CHED

Ottawa Senators Projected Lines:

Tkachuk-Stutzle-Giroux
Greig-Norris-Batherson
Cousins-Pinto-Amadio
Gregor-Ostapchuk-Gaudette

Chabot-Jensen
Sanderson-Hamonic
Kleven-Bernard-Docker

Ullmark
Merilainen

* No official news on Amadio yet, could be Reinhardt

Edmonton Oilers Projected Lines

Nugent-Hopkins-McDavid-Hyman
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Kapanen
Arvidsson-Henrique-Perry
Skinner-Janmark-Brown

Ekholm-Bouchard
Nurse-Stetcher
Kulak-Emberson

Skinner
Pickard

I also asked it for an image of Ullmark shitting on the Oilers dreams. It went a bit more literal then I would...but I still love it.

That's some offensive dookie.

 

[JackieDaytona]

Jeezuz what is Ullmark eating on the road?? Needs more fiber and less ihops.

 

[ReginKarlssonLehner]

This will be a good measuring stick for our boys growth. Even if we don't win, the way they play their game will be good learning opportunity for coaching staff.

 

[Back in Black]

2 hours to gO

 

[Mark Stones Spleen]

I have a feeling McDavid is going to McHump us.

 

[PatrickEaves]

Jeezuz what is Ullmark eating on the road?? Needs more fiber and less ihops.

Hey! Don't take shit about IHOP!

Also, I hope 7kinner shows up today.

 

[Cosmix]

The Edmonton Oilers are set to host the Ottawa Senators tonight at Rogers Place. To enhance their chances of securing a victory, the Oilers should consider the following strategies:

1. Leverage Offensive Depth

With elite forwards like Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl leading the charge, the Oilers should utilize their offensive depth to apply consistent pressure on the Senators' defense. Maintaining puck possession and creating high-quality scoring opportunities will be crucial.

2. Capitalize on Special Teams

The Senators have shown vulnerabilities in their penalty kill. The Oilers, possessing a potent power play, should aim to draw penalties and capitalize on these opportunities to gain an advantage.

3. Maintain Defensive Discipline

While focusing on offense, it's essential for the Oilers to remain defensively responsible. Limiting turnovers and maintaining structured defensive play will help contain the Senators' counterattacks.

4. Strong Goaltending Performance

A solid performance from goaltender Stuart Skinner will be vital. Timely saves can shift momentum and provide the team with the confidence to execute their game plan effectively.

5. Control the Pace of the Game

By dictating the tempo and maintaining aggressive play, the Oilers can force the Senators into uncomfortable situations, increasing the likelihood of mistakes and opportunities for Edmonton.

Implementing these strategies can enhance the Oilers' prospects of defeating the Senators in tonight's matchup.

No mention of playing an uptempo game to take advantage of Ottawa who is tired because they are playing their 3rd game in 4 nights.

 

[L'Aveuglette]

f*** Chat GPT. f*** AI art.

With that said, Go Sens Go!

 

[Silky Johnson]

Now I asked Chat GPT to create images of the Senators defeating the Oilers in the style of several different art movements.

Bonus points if you can guess the movements

This ones for you @L'Aveuglette .

 

[Adrianopolous]

I’ll be in attendance

 

[starling]

Last time we played Oilers, Ullmark did lay a giant turd.

 

[Tuna99]

Shout out to Susannah Staois for just being a tough old broad. But you see the tears in Steve Staois eyes last night, when a man finds a women that encourages him to live his dreams under any circumstances that’s a kinda love that you know you’re lucky to have.

And of course kids are part of that dream and the biggest part, but being an old man and having your wife still behind you to live life to the fullest is movie type stuff.

 

[BigRig4]

Now I asked Chat GPT to create images of the Senators defeating the Oilers in the style of several different art movements.

Bonus points if you can guess the movements

This ones for you @L'Aveuglette .


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Renaissance (seventh)
Cubism (fourth)
Art pop (second one)
Impressionism (third)
Surrealism (the clock ones?)

That’s all I got

 

[Burrowsaurus]

Playing with house money here. If we lose whatever

 

[PatrickEaves]

Renaissance (seventh)
Cubism (fourth)
Art pop (second one)
Impressionism (third)
Surrealism (the clock ones?)

That’s all I got

Putting that art history degree to good use I see.

 

[Loach]

Now I asked Chat GPT to create images of the Senators defeating the Oilers in the style of several different art movements.

Bonus points if you can guess the movements

This ones for you @L'Aveuglette .


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This almost as long as a Xspirit post.

 

[CorrectOpinion]

I mean at this point who really knows. We'll probably win tonight.