Salary Update

[Jiminy Cricket]

A lot of u have been asking about my salary lately. I get about 15-20 message`s a day from people wanting to know how much i make. And the Answer is that i make Over 50 Grand a Year. Now most adult`s don`t make that much money so I am doing very well. And when u think about it, I am literally rich, Ripped, & Beautiful, It is a bad time to be a Cricket hater. As a side note, I love clipping my toenail`s all over Public transportation, 2day I am going on a bus ride 2 clip them. I love watching my nail`s shoot all over the place, I like to see if i can shoot them all the way from the back of the Bus up to the driver. I Will see u there!!!

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[Jiminy Cricket]

I am a proud Recipient of Welfare. To me i am not interested in getting a Job. I believe other American`s should pay my Bill`s. And i am living quite Lavishly. So when u talk about working 40, 50, 60 hour`s a week, or just Staying home & Collecting Welfare. The Choice is Clear. And u would have to be an idiot to choose Working.

 

[Mr. Met]

I am so glad my tax monies go towards your salary, jiminey crikut

 

[Nemesis Prime]

jiminy cricket is the best

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

It is no Secret that ya boy Cricket has receive`d his fair share of "Shade" over the year`s on these Board`s. But it does not bother me one bit. Because at the end of the day, U imbecile`s are paying my bill`s. I have been collecting welfare for Year`s and recently became the world`s first Welfare millionaire. So keep crying & keep paying your taxes while your at it because they are funding my Lavish lifestyle. Hater`s gonna Hate, Hate, Hate and they`re also gonna Pay, Pay, Pay.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Ordinary American`s are legally required to pay my Bill`s. That is the beauty of the Welfare program. If u don`t support me financially u will literally Go to jail. So u are basically my slave`s. And I just use`d all your hard earned money to purchase a Bran new Bose Stereo sound system with my latest welfare cheque. Let that sink in. Your fambly will experience a worse Christmas so that i can blow money on all the Latest merchandise.