The year is 2024, the Rangers enter the playoffs again after an early 2022 exit. The team, led by Kakko and Lafreniere, are beginning to come into their own and fire on all cylinders offensively. The only knock on them is that they are a bit soft. They enter round 2 of the playoffs where they face the hated Philadelphia Flyers and their old friend turned foe Tony DeAngelo. for 6 games the Rangers and Flyers go back and forth, the Flyers with their physicality wearing down and demoralizing the Rangers as the series goes on. The Rangers begin to slow down and the Flyers tie the series in game 6. Tony DeAngelo leads the Flyers in scoring and has grown as a person, deleting his twitter, keeping his cool in the locker room, and has even become a leader for the Flyers. By all accounts, he is loved in the room. Game 7 is a nail biter, 2-2 going into 2OT. Suddenly, Tony DeAngelo goes crease to crease, undressing K'Andre Miller to score the game winning goal. Bluto facepalms from his seats that he kept, much to the protests of his wife who does not understand why he flies to New York for the playoffs every year. As Bluto's face is firmly palmed, the blue haired, rich, white NYU student from Westchester in a 'hip' Lindros jersey whos daddy bought him season tickets as a 'congratulations for maintaining a 3.2 GPA in your freshman liberal studies program!' gift cries out, his breath foul from consumption of some Brooklyn IPA I've never heard of "It's not fair! White supremacy! That Nazi shouldn't be allowed in the NHL! Poor Miller doesn't deserve such trauma!" As DeAngelo is mobbed by his Flyers teammates and the Rangers hang their heads in defeat, posters flock to HFBoards, crying out with their finger tips about how a racist undressed a poor young black player who shouldn't have been subjected to such trauma. Twitter buzzes about white privelege, comparing DeAngelo's overtime winner with racist Tom Brady, who had the audacity to defeat a black QB in the Super Bowl during black history month on 3 separate occasions. Some blame Larry Brooks, the privileged white boomer journalist who was so evil, that he wrote a puff piece about DeAngelo which painted him in a light in which people might conclude that DeAngelo wasn't actually the second coming of Hitler. They remind each other of all of the amateur bloggers who mentioned unnamed, anonymous sources who claimed DeAngelo terrorized Miller with racist attacks in his rookie year. As the internet is set ablaze, and Bluto's palm melts into his face, he may need to go to the emergency room to have them separated from each other. The Flyers fan down the aisle in his number 77 DeAngelo jersey mocks and taunts the crowd "thanks for giving him to us for free!" Bluto cries out. He hates nothing more than seeing Philadelphia sports fans celebrate. The players begin to shake hands, Twitter and HfBoards rebuking every Ranger player who shakes the hand of Tony DeAngelo. "Sportsmanship should not be granted to neo-nazis" they cry. As DeAngelo goes to shake Miller's hand, they embrace. Joseph Conrad could not have thought of a more fitting ending. The perfect euphemism for the last 500 years of colonization as the former friends turned rivals in an act of mutual respect congratulate each other on a hard fought series and vow to see each other again. Twitter explodes, HFBoards crash, the colonists have won, we have entered the hockey heart of darkness. People retreat to their safe spaces and call their therapists as they feel the pain of K'Andre Miller embracing the man they claim traumatized him. The offseason begins and the Rangers bombard social media with highlights of the 1994 playoff run as if it is still relevant with promises that they will someday hoist the cup again, every video with comments "We gave him up for free".