Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[jBuds]

I think it's time we start to collect the incoherent phrases, names, sayings, descriptions, and other verbiage that Ray spews out during broadcasts. I've taken the liberty of starting the collection. PLEASE feel free to add.

Brontu You by Rob "Me" Ray
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Phrases:

...had a nice heads up job

took a shot, it wasn't too much on it

he was able to not make the save

doesn't wanna take any chances risk

see it riiiiight..heeeere..gotta get taking the shot

lacksadaisily

too laxed

No, not a Tall

Sabres aren't playing really good

generanin' opportunity

unable to capalalize

can't capalatize

see the puck come in sider here

there was only ONE opportunity! and the second one went in

can't afford a free opportunities

gotta get back to what...they'd Sabres had have success

he's gonna be the one to direct that play, or not

his arm clinched tight

it was just a momentum took him!

help out a lid bit

probably the only thing that there wasn't a lot of this game is a physical

he got that blocker side stick side to make a save

a very nice pass across ice stop

he was a little indecision there!

in just sometimes very questionable play

Miller lets in an unscreened backhanded flutterer from the blueline:

Miller had NO chance on that one!

Panthers got running around in their zone

Sabres get outplayed for an entire period:

Not a bad period there by the Sabres!

Guys did a greet job down low

a result of some good hard work

Miller seen that shot from the point

While on radio:

we're going to show you riiiiight.....heeeere...yeah

they played good

address the situation

came acrosst

the most fantastic thing you can awesome do!

You don't wanna go into the net with your stick around your waist area

Makes a perfectly placed shot

Got a nice job

You see his legs continuing moving

Makes a nice job

Make something that was not there

Holtby is a 7-4 record

He is a heck of a mark!

Sabres D Protects Ovetchin from coming to the inside

He was not meant it in any way

Done a nice job every since

Forcing Washington make quick passes

His stick attempts to play the puck

A perfectly placed far side

Foligno atracking two guys

Right out challengings

Turn up the physical side

The shot got through and ahumdebrmbub Leino

A shot, and He just hits the post ... Off

Linesmen picking up all the slivers

Sabres didn't kine go on the offense enough

Nice stoppening and start by Pominville

Ryan went for the poke chuck

Big reason why that opportunity was open up

when they're in there, they're coming up

opened up the lane for Alfredsson step in

Not being over persprkrpck...over persprkbspburp... here

the Islander Senators

goals agaynst

good decision in his part!

ready to raid to right there to get the puck

needle him a little bit. keep pecking away

one of those guys that's always gonna be in the face

they gotta get their heads on out of a little more of a swivel

he let that go hard!

Looking for the redirecsh, the tip

Trying to be a last stitch effort

good battle there, front of the Sabres

Blocks a little pass there

he's got a heads up

kind of inalertently

steps down onto him

giving shots at each other

give him his own cross checks to Drew

Ryan Miller touched it right until the bitter end of this period

Kinda instaly goes after him

he got thrown out the initial

wasn't able to get stopped

trying to pounce it off something

Gerbe's sorry

Finds its way thru the five hole lehner to put themselves up two here

If they can play against these guys, get 'em wear 'em down

Lot of mucking along the wall, a lottle battle work

(*Three guys named) either one of them can get a goal

You're just not seeing pat Scott and John Scott and Ott do it, you're seeing everyone do it

This is a guys who's starts to come at 'me

He doesn't have much of a helmet on

They're kinda got caution on their mind

This was a case of the bad bounce

Great opportunity to here by Winnipeg (*note: it was a Buffalo chance)

Gets to the net position

Take a look at the shot leaders .. Miller is first with 1201

They gotta drive through the net

I don't think there's no way they miss

Cutting that shot line off

Exactly what they want the Montreal have to do this afternoon (*note: it was a night game)

Talk about a little premeditated right there

What's the biggest difference between?

a little bit of a turnover

Player Names:

Nathan Girbay

Victor Hedamin

Alex Golcheneak

Greg O'Renko (Mikhail)

Alex Golchenkov

Alex Golchanick

Eric Wiresotch

Milan Mahanek

Steve Nash

Frans Tavares

Andrei Litiniov

Andrei Loktineeov

Dmitri Kilulokov

Jonathan Hurburdeau

Jonathan Yourberdeau

Tomoss Kopeckie

Mike Richards (Rangers)

Colin Greenberg

Nathan Kadri

Alex Ovatchin

Jew Stafford

Jacob Silverbig

Daniel Alderson

Ondrej Palavick

David Bufflin

Brandon Purst

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[Eichel 9]

After getting totally outplayed after a period.

"Not a bad period by the sabres"

 

[jBuds]

After getting totally outplayed after a period.

"Not a bad period by the sabres"

Can't believe that was omitted. That's patented.

 

[cybresabre]

The guys did a "greet job" down low.
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I was beginning to think that he was trying to slip as much innuendo into his comments as possible, but I doubt his deadpan is that good.

 

[Ness]

Steve Nash.

 

[Paxon]

Needs more Greg O'Renko

 

[SECRET SQUIRREL]

When describing anything...."he did a nice job." I swear he will say it 150 times a game, drives me nuts. Also, does anyone else notice how awkward RJ responds to Ray at times?

 

[Zip15]

"Miller seen that shot from the point..."

 

[Irving Zisman]

"Miller seen that shot from the point..."

This is one of my favorites. West side Italian grammar in a Canadian, Rob Ray accent. It's beautiful.

 

[aceface33]

"We're going to show you right here"

Radio audience looks around for what Rob Ray is showing them, drives car off road.

 

[Zip15]

From the first Devils game when Rayzor and RJ struggled big time with Andrei Loktionov:

Andrei Litiniov
Andrei Loktineeov

 

[HockeyH3aven]

"they played good"

Heard that at the end of last nights game. Also:

"Tomas Kopecky (its pronounced Kopetski)"

 

[tsujimoto74]

Steve Nash.

Don't forget calling Brad Richards Mike!

 

[tsujimoto74]

After almost every goal against the Sabres:
"Miller had no chance"

 

[Imagining Defeat]

I think we need JBuds phonetic spelling from the GDT predictions to accuratley transcribe some of what he's really saying...

I kind of want to start timing his sentences...some of them go on FOR EVER...

When this thread is done someone has to send a link to Ted Black...we need to get Duff in the booth full-time.

 

[UncleBenny]

I'm a big fan of when someone "addresses the situation"

 

[cybresabre]

"Miller seen that shot from the point..."

This is the worst of the bunch.

 

[DixonWard15]

I'm a big fan of when someone "addresses the situation"

this over and over and over again

 

[McCauleyChirps]

More player names:

Nathan Gerbay

and my favorite, the Irishman:

Greg O'Renko

Poor guy has taken one too many punches to the head.

 

[NotABadPeriod]

Can't believe that was omitted. That's patented.

I actually have a script for that in game day chat... (read: more of you need to join the game day chat )

 

[Sabres Fan UK]

"Nathan gerbaay"

^oops i see someone else beat me to it.

Should be good if he has to attempt Zemgus Girgensons or Jerome Gauthier Leduc.

 

[start winnin]

"That's a result of some good hard work right there"

 

[Timbo Slice]

He honestly sounds drunk Or waaaayyy too stupid to be doing an NHL broadcast....

 

[Tapu Coco]

I distinctly remember Rayzor's Galchenyuk butcher as "Galchenkov"

Galchenyuk+Volchenkov=...

Edit: after looking through my posts, I also found him calling Colin Greening "Greenberg"

 

[DolanPlsGoSabres]

I think we need JBuds phonetic spelling from the GDT predictions to accuratley transcribe some of what he's really saying...

I kind of want to start timing his sentences...some of them go on FOR EVER...

When this thread is done someone has to send a link to Ted Black...we need to get Duff in the booth full-time.

Maybe Rayzor reads those posts and tries to pronounce them that way