Whenever I find myself in the vicinity of moshing at the metal shows I go to, most people that hit me just bounce off because I'm 221 pounds of sugar and bacon.
And that's me just standing there, not trying to compete at the highest level of hockey. And it's a lot more fat and a lot less muscle than Ovechkin.
That's why we don't hit Ovechkin. Science.
I'm not as big as you but I guarantee you one thing.
I'll knock you on your f***ing ass..