OT: Philadelphia Phillies: Pronunciation Class With Bryce Harper

[Hurricane28]

Offense is anemic. Missing so many hittable pitches.

 

[FLYguy3911]

If only Miller could play defense. I don't understand how a former SS could look so bad everywhere.

 

[Jack Straw]

Yikes. That was scary.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Jesus

 

[Jack Straw]

No reason to swing at at anything from this guy.

 

[Jack Straw]

Well, except that I guess.

 

[Jack Straw]

I can't believe Bryce just got right up after that. Wow.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Rebels57]

I can't believe Bryce just got right up after that. Wow.

One tough MFer

Umps handled it terribly, as expected

 

[Rebels57]

Knapp being a Phillie for 5 years perfectly sums up the Phillies.

 

[Chinatown88]

Spoiler: Naughty word but bless the internet

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Spoiler: Naughty word but bless the internet

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Man, if only they said "by a" instead of "with a", I'd almost think it was intentional.

 

[FLYguy3911]

5 runs on 6 hits. It's a struggle out there.

 

[GKJ]

Ricky Botallico ready to burst into flames

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Pivetta has been pretty good this year

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Just saw the Harper hit to the face.

That pitcher can f*** right off bro

 

[BrindamoursNose]

5 runs on 6 hits. It's a struggle out there.

Saw an interesting stat that is superrrrr surface-level, but interesting:

Coming into into the Phils were 9th in MLB in batting avg, but about 26th in runs scored.

It's a cold, cold world out there rn for knocking dudes in. McCutchen can't be lead-off anymore (so I'm glad they moved him), IMO. Hoskins and Harper keep banging in HRs with no one on base.

 

[wankstifier]

Throw at the manager for not yanking his wild pitcher

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Throw at the manager for not yanking his wild pitcher

Relievers have a 3 batter minimum now.

 

[Jack Straw]

Relievers have a 3 batter minimum now.

Baseball should have a rule like soccer's red card. Do something too dangerous, even if it's not really intentional and you get ejected. Hit one batter, warning. Hit another you're gone.

 

[wankstifier]

Baseball should have a rule like soccer's red card. Do something too dangerous, even if it's not really intentional and you get ejected. Hit one batter, warning. Hit another you're gone.

I assumed the rule might handle this case, but I can’t find anything on it

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Imagine Hakstol in a situation like this

 

[Jack Straw]

Imagine Hakstol in a situation like this

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm not over here like "you need to catch that" because that obviously is a really tough play but the fact that it was Roman Quinn...just annoying

It's ok...just another thing he can't execute. Add it to the list