AlphaLackey
"Holy Fusmokes!" - Paul Edmonds
The aforementioned 100-ish pound Goldie’s whose job will be to make me suffer every time I celebrate 
Odie (darker) and Penny (lighter), named after Odysseus and Penelope, king and queen of Ithaca.
Those familiar with the myth know that Penelope’s legendary patience and loyalty is perfect for a golden retriever.
Those familiar will also know I could have named the male dog Argus for a similar loyalty, but that woulda been f’n depressing

Odie (darker) and Penny (lighter), named after Odysseus and Penelope, king and queen of Ithaca.
Those familiar with the myth know that Penelope’s legendary patience and loyalty is perfect for a golden retriever.
Those familiar will also know I could have named the male dog Argus for a similar loyalty, but that woulda been f’n depressing
