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UPDATED AT 1:10pm EST as per NHL.com

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Penguins projected lineup​

Scratched: Chad Ruhwedel, Juuso Riikola, Anthony Angello
Injured: [URL='https://www.nhl.com/player/nick-bjugstad-8475760']Nick Bjugstad (core muscle surgery), Jake Guentzel (shoulder surgery), Zach Aston-Reese (lower body), Dominik Simon (upper body)



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Senators projected lineup​

Scratched: Marcus Hogberg, Scott Sabourin
Injured: Mark Borowiecki (high ankle sprain), Anders Nilsson (concussion)



Sens racing for the Tank
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We're still waiting for this slump to end
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No more KickaCowKarma



Let's put the screws to them
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And Help Them with their Effort
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Save our young player's confidence as they find their way



And salute the other Teams in our Division who are having success


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Parody of the song "P***c Hair" by the Legendary Canadian Comedy duo Maclean & Maclean written from Sidney Crosby's point of view.

In order to keep with the rules of HF Boards, I will use both YT Song they Parodied and a version that Johnny Cash did which is close to the original of "I've been Everywhere" by Hank Snow. I hope you enjoy.

I was playin’ me some Fortnite
Because it wasn’t a practise or game day
I was eatin’ some home-sent scallops
When a fan beside me turned to say
What’s all these Assists
Doin’ filling up your scoring stats?
I said I started playing fantasy,
it’s about filling all the Cats

Then I stood up from my gaming chair
And said now look you a**hole there
I’ve travelled all over this world
And I’ve scored everywhere

(Chorus)
I’ve scored everywhere man
And I’ve never waited long man
I shoot more than my fair share man
But now rounding out my game man
So stick it up in your ass man
I score everywhere

I’ve scored great ones, late ones, game is out of reach ones,
Long ones, near ones, make you soil yourself ones
Home ones, Away ones, Winning the Gold medal ones
Snap ones, slap ones, Top shelf bar down ones
Shorty ones, Man-up ones, 3-on-3 OT ones,
Groanin’ ones, show-off ones, glowin’ ones, break shut-out ones.

(Chorus)
I’ve scored everywhere man
And I’ve never waited long man
I shoot more than my fair share man
But now rounding out my game man
So stick it up in your ass man
I score everywhere

I’ve scored cushy ones, mushy ones, even illegal in the crease ones,
Brave ones, no chance save ones, fire their coach the next day ones,
Pretty ones, dirty ones, embarrass your whole family ones,
Neat ones, sweet ones, fans out of their seat ones,
Killer ones, wrister ones, like having s*x with their sister ones,
Blow’em out ones, show’em up ones, hairs a flowin ones.

(Chorus)
I’ve scored everywhere man
And I’ve never waited long man
I shoot more than my fair share man
But now rounding out my game man
So stick it up in your ass man
I score everywhere

I’ve scored sh*t ones, illegit ones, come from behind the net ones,
Dear ones, career ones, goalie’s hide in fear ones,
Proud ones, loud ones, Gesture to the crowd ones,
Quiet ones, riot ones, shimmy, shiver and shake ones,
Top ones, drop ones, even some shootout ones,
Double ones, Hat-trick ones, Even Four in a game once.

(Chorus)
I’ve scored everywhere man
And I’ve never waited long man
I shoot more than my fair share man
But now rounding out my game man
So stick it up in your ass man
I score everywhere

Ain’t no kind I haven’t scored
I score everywhere

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Sens just recalled ex-Penguin prospect goalie Filip Gustavsson from the AHL. It's not his first callup but he's never played in an NHL game.

Given how the Pens often do against unfamiliar or AHL-level goaltenders, I suppose there's a chance he could get the start.
 
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Victor Z said:
Sens just recalled ex-Penguin prospect goalie Filip Gustavsson from the AHL. It's not his first callup but he's never played in an NHL game.

Given how the Pens often do against unfamiliar or AHL-level goaltenders, I suppose there's a chance he could get the start.
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Just elbow him and chirp Chabot on your way back to the bench


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Let's avoid a SEVEN game losing streak boys. Start getting on a roll and take it into the playoffs.
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If we lose this seventh straight one, I'm officially renouncing my Pens fandom for the rest of the season. I'll be joining the Colorado Avalanche bandwagon until the 2020-2021 season.

- Mikey from pens chat
 
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Mr Jeff Jimerson said:
If we lose this seventh straight one, I'm officially renouncing my Pens fandom for the rest of the season. I'll be joining the Colorado Avalanche bandwagon until the 2020-2021 season.

- Mikey from pens chat
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I love two games ago when Marino was a "Game time decision" we thought he was close, and here three full games later he won't be in the lineup. I can almost guarantee that.
 
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Filip Gustavsson was called up by Ottawa. Would be fitting that he gets a shutout in his first NHL game vs the team that traded him away for a trash can.
 
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