OT: Oil Change: The Movie

[Cloned]

That post in the Arena Thread got me thinking of this. And since this is the offseason with nothing else to do, AND since optimism is at an all-time high, let's cast this thing.

My take:

Oil Change: The Movie

Starring

Jared Leto as Jordan Eberle
Bradley Cooper as Taylor Hall
Christian Bale as Nail Yakupov
Chris Evans as Connor McDavid
Elijah Wood as Justin Schultz
Robert Downey Jr. as Craig MacTavish
Ian McKellen as Bob Nicholson
Patrick Stewart as Kevin Lowe
Tom Cruise as Daryl Katz

and

Johnny Depp as Peter Chiarelli

Get it done.

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[The Bored Man]

Sauron as Kevin Lowe.

 

[MikeModano9]

Katz played by Danny Devito naturally.

 

[Comic Book Guy*]

Oil Change: The Movie

Starring

Chace Crawford as Jordan Eberle
Jay-Z (Shawn Carter) as Taylor Hall
Luis Mendoza as Nail Yakupov
Guy Germaine as Connor McDavid
Connie Moreau as Justin Schultz
EMILIO ESTEVEZ! as Craig MacTavish
Billy Bob Thornton as Bob Nicholson
Charlie Sheen as Kevin Lowe
Steve Buscemi as Daryl Katz

and

Darrell Hammond as Peter Chiarelli

 

[Cloned]

Oil Change: The Movie

Starring

Chace Crawford as Jordan Eberle
Jay-Z (Corey Carter) as Taylor Hall
Luis Mendoza as Nail Yakupov
Guyy Germaine as Connor McDavid
Connie Moreau as Justin Schultz
Bill Hader as Craig MacTavish
Billy Bob Thornton as Bob Nicholson
Charlie Sheen as Kevin Lowe
Steve Buscemi as Daryl Katz

and

Darrell Hammond as Peter Chiarelli

This is pretty pretty pretty good.

 

[Took a pill in Sbisa]

Makes perfect sense for Yakupov and Katz to be played my actors who look the same age

 

[Took a pill in Sbisa]

Will Poulter has to be Taylor Hall
Could see Michael Cera as Eberle
Dave Franco as Yakupov
Sean Penn for Katz
Rob Lowe as Lowe

 

[Del Preston]

Carrot Top as Katz Jr

 

[Cloned]

Will Poulter has to be Taylor Hall
Could see Michael Cera as Eberle
Sean Penn for Katz
Rob Lowe as Lowe

Poulter is a dead ringer for Hall.

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

It starts off as a comedy, but then turns super dark, and finally ends with a rainbow.

 

[McPuritania]

Oil Change: The Movie

Starring

Megan Fox as Jordan Eberle
Kate Upton as Taylor Hall
Emma Stone as Nail Yakupov
Scarlett Johansson as Connor McDavid
Anne Hathaway as Justin Schultz
Alison Brie as Craig MacTavish
Jennifer Love Hewitt as Bob Nicholson
Rosanne Barr as Kevin Lowe
Kat Dennings as Daryl Katz

and

January Jones as Peter Chiarelli

Am I doing it right?

 

[McDoused]

Oil Change: The Movie

Starring

Megan Fox as Jordan Eberle
Kate Upton as Taylor Hall
Emma Stone as Nail Yakupov
Scarlett Johansson as Connor McDavid
Anne Hathaway as Justin Schultz
Alison Brie as Craig MacTavish
Jennifer Love Hewitt as Bob Nicholson
Rosanne Barr as Kevin Lowe
Kat Dennings as Daryl Katz

and

January Jones as Peter Chiarelli

Am I doing it right?

Finally a movie worth seeing.

 

[McDoused]

This summer, Adam Sandler is... Craig Mactivsh!

"My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire."

-Adam Sandler

 

[McDoused]

Katz played by Danny Devito naturally.

This seems about right. I could imagine him with his toe knife from IASIP.

 

[McPuritania]

This summer, Adam Sandler is... Craig Mactivsh!

"My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire."

-Adam Sandler

If Adam Sandler did the Oil Change movie, Dallas Eakins would be his conjoined twin jutting out of his back. The twisted visage of Dallas Eakins would also be played by Adam Sandler of course.

 

[McDoused]

If Adam Sandler did the Oil Change movie, Dallas Eakins would be his conjoined twin jutting out of his back. The twisted visage of Dallas Eakins would also be played by Adam Sandler of course.

I imagine he would do the voices for the entire OBC.

 

[McPuritania]

I imagine he would do the voices for the entire OBC.

And they'd all be zany.

 

[Jumptheshark]

The movie would Star

Al Pacino AS Phil Specter AS DARYL kats

Chris Bauer as Peter Chiarelli

Matt Damon as Taylor Hall

Ben Afleck as Joey Moss

Young Tommy Chong as Eberle

Tommy Lee Jones as Mact

Doogie as Eakins

Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf as Bob Stauffer

Leonardo DiCaprio as Yak

Nsyc as Kelfbom, Schultz, Nuge, Marinin and Leon D

Lame Duck as Todd Nelson

and Introducing
?????????? as Conor McDavid

 

[Yarbles02]

This seems about right. I could imagine him with his toe knife from IASIP.

I hear big DK has a toe knife made of 100% gold.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Connor McDavid as himself.

 

[Perfect_Drug]

Connor McDavid should be generated completely in CG, and be voiced by Nicolas Cage.

 

[McDoused]

Maybe we could get Gretzky to play McDavid?

 

[Paralyzer]

It starts off as a comedy, but then turns super dark, and finally ends with a rainbow coming out of Lowe's ass.

Fixed

 

[SnooPac]

...
and Introducing
?????????? as Conor McDavid

(That's Caillou)
(Yes I have a kid)

 

[Jumptheshark]

(That's Caillou)
(Yes I have a kid)

dale is that you