GDT: Nobodies vs THE GREATEST TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED

[The Moops]

Bunch of scrubs vs the Blues. Blues will win by 10 because Kadri wasn't available to snipe Binnington from the rafters.

Avs:
Not a 20 goal scorer - MacK - Rants
Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer
Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer
Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer - Not a 20 goal scorer

Toews - Makar
Trash - Trash
Trash - Trash

Not as good as Binnington
Definitely not as good as Binnington

Blues:
20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer
20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer
20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer - 20 goal scorer
Probably a 20 goal scorer - Probably a 20 goal scorer - Probably a 20 goal scorer

Better than Toews - Better than Makar
Better than Toews - Better than Makar
Hates Binnington - Better than Makar

THE GOAT HIMSELF (PROBABLY A 20 GOAL SCORER, THE ONLY GOALIE IN THE WORLD THAT CAN ROCK A >= 0.895 SV%, AND NOTED WATER BOTTLE HATER)
Not as good as Binnington​

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[John Mandalorian]

Ha ha!

 

[The Moops]

Can't forget this gem from @The Merchant

 

[Avsboy]

Englund was made for this. Bowling ball to pins. Take out Binner

 

[The Moops]

Englund was made for this. Bowling ball to pins. Take out Binner

Absolutely no way we can compete with them if someone doesn't absolutely destroy Winnington in the first 30 seconds of the game.

 

[niwotsblessing]

Epic GDT!

 

[sethro109]

Epic GDT!

This gets tossed around a lot as a meme, but for this GDT, it rings true.

Edit: Also this!

 

[cinchronicity]

Hold it! You should have included the number '9', as in one for each of the nine 20 goal scorers the national media had erections over last year.

Absolutely no way we can compete with them if someone doesn't absolutely destroy Winnington in the first 30 seconds of the game.

Whatever do you mean? A quick check of the roster indicates that Calle Rosen is still with the Blues, so he can charge into the goalie just like he did in the playoffs last year. Kadri was really just along for the ride on that one.

 

[JWK]

Does anyone know Blues' fans thoughts on Stan Kroenke?

 

[katfude]

This better be the pinned GDT on the mains. Because it's absolutely perfect.

 

[dahrougem2]

Does anyone know Blues' fans thoughts on Stan Kroenke?

I still remember when one stupid ass Blues fan tried to come into our GDT a few years ago all peaceful and was like "hey guys! any chance we can get a Kroenke sucks chant started at this game? He took the Rams from us and we'd love to show him how we really feel!" Meanwhile the game was in Denver...

F***ing doorknobs.

 

[Muffin]

I still remember when one stupid ass Blues fan tried to come into our GDT a few years ago all peaceful and was like "hey guys! any chance we can get a Kroenke sucks chant started at this game? He took the Rams from us and we'd love to show him how we really feel!" Meanwhile the game was in Denver...

F***ing doorknobs.

 

[Avs9296]

Hope Mack can eat up some more ASSists tonight!

 

[AllAboutAvs]

In the Binnington thread on the main board someone called him "Garbage Bin". Love that nickname.

 

[MoreLikeTurdCrapley]

He is such a whiny b*tch.

 

[The Kingslayer]

Second game all season I want them to win. First one was against the Wild. I love beating the Wild, Blues, Oilers, Flames, Canucks and Vegas.

 

[The Pwnerer]

The NHL's best forward depth vs the NHL's worst. Should be a blowout.

 

[The Kingslayer]

The NHL's best forward depth vs the NHL's worst. Should be a blowout.

How many 20 goal scorers again and they couldnt beat one eyed f***in Kuemper.

 

[MacKaRant]

As @cinchronicity alluded to above, I think the poll needs one more option: "9 - one for each of the 20-goal scorers the Blues had last season"

 

[redandyellowcametobe]

This gets tossed around a lot as a meme, but for this GDT, it rings true.

Edit: Also this!
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My favorite thing from this clip besides the obvious goal is the depressing ass organ playing after the goal. That and JMFJ jumping like a school kid on the bench.

 

[Muffin]

Pretty cool shirt, wish I could get one...Wouldn't mind someone picking one up for me if they're feeling kind.

 

[Bensch88]

Pretty cool shirt, wish I could get one...Wouldn't mind someone picking one up for me they're feeling kind.
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This is so epic. Would love love love to get one as I'm such a big blink Fan. Sucks to live in Europe

 

[sethro109]

Pretty cool shirt, wish I could get one...Wouldn't mind someone picking one up for me if they're feeling kind.
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Damnit, why couldn't they have had that shirt last game? I don't even know when I'll be heading down to the sack any time soon.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Out of curiosity, what do the folks in Denver actually call the Ball Arena now?

 

[sethro109]

Out of curiosity, what do the folks in Denver actually call the Ball Arena now?

All my friends and family call it the sack. Most people around from what I gathered still call it Pepsi center.