NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[BernieParent]

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The mascot for the official fast food of the Stay Pufts are filing a cease and desist order from using any word starting is Mc that is not an already recognized word. You’ll be hearing from out lawyer.

MC Hammer's attorneys are on Line 1.

 

[DancingPanther]

Son of a bitch. I even took time to look and still missed it.

Well take Bobby Brink then.

Cap is not going to like this

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

To be clear lud isn't just streaming COD. He was just showing a COD stream. He doesn't ever play COD really

Wow, he's a total nerd then.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm absolutely slain over defect picking like 55 players in a row that were all taken

 

[Lord Defect]

MC Hammer's attorneys are on Line 1.

That’s M. C. Hammer, not McHammer

 

[Striiker]

There was never any doubt that Earth Prime is stupid, right? And if there was ever any doubt that hockey is stupid, last night put that to rest, yes? And we agree that we have no idea whether or not it is even preferable to be good at hockey in the new dimension, no? So why in the world would I want sports guys commenting on it?

I need a pair of utter goofs. I'm talking about Captain Dave Poulin levels of sheer silliness. Mock what needs and deserves to be mocked, and thus lead by example. Take nothing whatsoever seriously if it doesn't earn the right to be taken seriously. Slaughter sacred cows and make beef tacos from the meat. It also helps if your imagination swerves into fantasy and science fiction with little to no prompting almost constantly.

And songs. You have to have songs.



Team Play-by-Play and Color Commentator - Trey Parker and Matt Stone

@Strawberry Fields

Awesome pick

 

[Lord Defect]

I absolutely slain over defect picking like 55 players in a row that were all taken

 

[Lord Defect]

@Captain Dave Poulin , nows your time to shine.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Multi Passenger Transport Vehicle

Modified to fit a whole hockey team, of course.

@DancingPanther

 

[BiggE]

Double post

 

[BiggE]

Who is feeling ducky?

This guy!

 

[Lord Defect]

Make a pick!

 

[BiggE]

Make a pick!
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[Lord Defect]

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Third things the charm eh. Much like my picks.

 

[DancingPanther]

The Plats are proud to introduce their franchise author, Dr. Joseph T. DiPiro

 

[DancingPanther]

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[DancingPanther]

Just locked myself out of myPATH, the new and improved PA taxes hub. Because I couldn't remember what last year's tax liability was. You can't even save that. Brilliant.

Apparently lockouts last 24 hours.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[DancingPanther]

They're just getting word of the last phase? Maryland needs to catch up

 

[Magua]

The Plats are proud to introduce their franchise author, Dr. Joseph T. DiPiro

Of all the things to not ask me about.......I can’t support a team whose franchise author co-wrote a McGraw Hill medical textbook. I can’t do it!

 

[DancingPanther]

Of all the things to not ask me about.......I can’t support a team whose franchise author co-wrote a McGraw Hill medical textbook. I can’t do it!

It's the single most important book in my life. It's not because I like it.

 

[Striiker]

Make a pick!
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[DancingPanther]

Also serious question what's the matter with McGraw Hill? I'm obviously missing something there. I never bought it for what it's worth

 

[Magua]

It's the single most important book in my life. It's not because I like it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They're just getting word of the last phase? Maryland needs to catch up

Two phases ago. Put the bong down.