NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

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pit

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Erik Karlsson: Hey boss.
GM Doug: Oh god, it's you.
EK: What, what did I do?
GM Doug: Nothing aside from be a pain in my butt since the day I drafted you.
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EK: Nah nah, you don't mean that.
GM Doug: Expansion is coming and I need to leave someone exposed Erik. How do you like the sound of playing in Allentown or New Jersey?
EK: DOUG! Buddy! I'm a helper man, I'm here to help, why else do you think I showed up?
GM Doug: To torment me?
EK: No, NO, NO WAY! I'm going to do that mythological thing for you, no problem.
GM Doug: I mean, that'd be nice I guess. But I'm not taking expansion off the table.
EK: I know deep down you love me. We're all good homes.

With the mythological pick of this fourth draft phase in the Whackverse, on a Wednesday no less, the Chimps are pleased to select, right from my home country of Sweden and all surrounding Scandinavian and Germanic lands...
Odin Allfather, king of the Norse Gods!

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GM Doug: What does Wednesday have to do with it?
EK: Odin is also known as Wotan. Today is Wednesday aka Wotan's Day, which means we now own one day of the week entirely.
GM Doug: Does it work like that? Also, do we want Wednesday?
EK: We do.
GM Doug: This isn't as cool as the mime announcer or Ramen. I don't even know how this fits thematically, but we'll roll with it. You're still on the chopping block Erik.
EK: Love you big guy!
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@Chuck Downie goes next!
 

DancingPanther

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Jun 19, 2018
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IV methadone gets ordered and the pharmacist who verified it had a conversation with me:

"yeah it'll work"
"No it won't"
"But it worked today"
"I don't think it actually did"
"Yeah it did, it should work"
"No it won't, I think the tech just didn't tell you it didn't work and loaded it incorrectly."
"No she said she got it in the machine"
"The way this is ordered it won't work"
"But it's up there"
"......ok"


It didn't work, I f***ed with it all night, couldn't fix it.

f*** everybody
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Morning, nuggets. Let's play the Feud!

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Actually, we have to play the Rangers again, because this is a gameday, so prepare for misery. Hockey is stupid. Earth Prime is stupid.

We start the morning with @Chuck Downie replacing Slave 1, and @FlyerNutter about to be on the clock, @BiggE on deck, and @mja on the lido deck.

I was thinking about what @Chinatown88 asked me last night, about where to put the expansion protected lists, and I added a sheet to that spreadsheet in the last of the OP posts, where everything else is listed. So you can actually give me the names of the three people you are leaving unprotected anytime you want. Here is what we did:

We picked one full line of CURRENT PLAYERS
We picked one singular LEGEND PLAYER, our "Past Star Player" in that first round
We picked one full line of LEGEND PLAYERS
We picked a second full line of CURRENT PLAYERS - that's the one going on now

OK, you with me? So what we each have to do is leave the following exposed to the expansion teams:

One CURRENT PLAYER from the first full line that we picked
One LEGEND PLAYER - it can be that first one we chose as "Past Star Player," or one of the guys from our full Legend line
One CURRENT PLAYER from this phase we are in right now

The maximum we can each lose is one current player and one legend player. Once a current player is taken from us, the other current player we left exposed is re-protected.
We will worry about refilling our roster after expansion is finished.
You can tell me your protected players at any time.
 

ajgoal

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Not my favorite Ghibli film but still very good. I don’t know if I’d call it weird, so much as the most “magical realism” Ghibli movie. Its fantasy isn’t wall-to-wall but defined by one single thing that almost seems a footnote for most of the movie. I actually kind of love the Mediterranean historical, aviation swashbuckling, semi-political tone and setting. The airplane sky graveyard scene is one of my favorite moments.

Admittedly we only watched it once. I think the "weird" comes mostly from how we felt about the ending. I'll have to watch it again.
 
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Lord Defect

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Nov 13, 2013
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Morning, nuggets. Let's play the Feud!

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Actually, we have to play the Rangers again, because this is a gameday, so prepare for misery. Hockey is stupid. Earth Prime is stupid.

We start the morning with @Chuck Downie replacing Slave 1, and @FlyerNutter about to be on the clock, @BiggE on deck, and @mja on the lido deck.

I was thinking about what @Chinatown88 asked me last night, about where to put the expansion protected lists, and I added a sheet to that spreadsheet in the last of the OP posts, where everything else is listed. So you can actually give me the names of the three people you are leaving unprotected anytime you want. Here is what we did:

We picked one full line of CURRENT PLAYERS
We picked one singular LEGEND PLAYER, our "Past Star Player" in that first round
We picked one full line of LEGEND PLAYERS
We picked a second full line of CURRENT PLAYERS - that's the one going on now

OK, you with me? So what we each have to do is leave the following exposed to the expansion teams:

One CURRENT PLAYER from the first full line that we picked
One LEGEND PLAYER - it can be that first one we chose as "Past Star Player," or one of the guys from our full Legend line
One CURRENT PLAYER from this phase we are in right now

The maximum we can each lose is one current player and one legend player. Once a current player is taken from us, the other current player we left exposed is re-protected.
We will worry about refilling our roster after expansion is finished.
You can tell me your protected players at any time.
Where do we find our player selections as they were taken in round form?
 

Striiker

Former Flyers Fan
Jun 2, 2013
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Pennsylvania
Morning, nuggets. Let's play the Feud!

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Actually, we have to play the Rangers again, because this is a gameday, so prepare for misery. Hockey is stupid. Earth Prime is stupid.

We start the morning with @Chuck Downie replacing Slave 1, and @FlyerNutter about to be on the clock, @BiggE on deck, and @mja on the lido deck.

I was thinking about what @Chinatown88 asked me last night, about where to put the expansion protected lists, and I added a sheet to that spreadsheet in the last of the OP posts, where everything else is listed. So you can actually give me the names of the three people you are leaving unprotected anytime you want. Here is what we did:

We picked one full line of CURRENT PLAYERS
We picked one singular LEGEND PLAYER, our "Past Star Player" in that first round
We picked one full line of LEGEND PLAYERS
We picked a second full line of CURRENT PLAYERS - that's the one going on now

OK, you with me? So what we each have to do is leave the following exposed to the expansion teams:

One CURRENT PLAYER from the first full line that we picked
One LEGEND PLAYER - it can be that first one we chose as "Past Star Player," or one of the guys from our full Legend line
One CURRENT PLAYER from this phase we are in right now

The maximum we can each lose is one current player and one legend player. Once a current player is taken from us, the other current player we left exposed is re-protected.
We will worry about refilling our roster after expansion is finished.
You can tell me your protected players at any time.
I predict needing to make a lineup of only LWs :laugh:
 
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