Erik Karlsson: Hey boss.
GM Doug: Oh god, it's you.
EK: What, what did I do?
GM Doug: Nothing aside from be a pain in my butt since the day I drafted you.
EK: Nah nah, you don't mean that.
GM Doug: Expansion is coming and I need to leave someone exposed Erik. How do you like the sound of playing in Allentown or New Jersey?
EK: DOUG! Buddy! I'm a helper man, I'm here to help, why else do you think I showed up?
GM Doug: To torment me?
EK: No, NO, NO WAY! I'm going to do that mythological thing for you, no problem.
GM Doug: I mean, that'd be nice I guess. But I'm not taking expansion off the table.
EK: I know deep down you love me. We're all good homes.
With the mythological pick of this fourth draft phase in the Whackverse, on a Wednesday no less, the Chimps are pleased to select, right from my home country of Sweden and all surrounding Scandinavian and Germanic lands...
Odin Allfather, king of the Norse Gods!
GM Doug: What does Wednesday have to do with it?
EK: Odin is also known as Wotan. Today is Wednesday aka Wotan's Day, which means we now own one day of the week entirely.
GM Doug: Does it work like that? Also, do we want Wednesday?
EK: We do.
GM Doug: This isn't as cool as the mime announcer or Ramen. I don't even know how this fits thematically, but we'll roll with it. You're still on the chopping block Erik.
EK: Love you big guy!
@Chuck Downie goes next!