NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S GR8 TO START PHASE 28!

[Striiker]

Just choose tracks off the Tokyo Drift soundtrack.

@Captain Dave Poulin I DEMAND HE BE PUNISHED FOR PICK TIPPING

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin I DEMAND HE BE PUNISHED FOR PICK TIPPING

Yeah, that was really bad behavior from him. @ajgoal you are now prohibited from choosing any tracks off the Tokyo Drift soundtrack.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Horny Phase is finally here. It was just a matter of time.

I plan on thriving, as always.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm sure Bif will be around any minute to make his pick.

I was busy in Bohemia. I am here.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Magua! Scrumptious Magua! Potential Magua! Inexplicable Magua!


I pick THE FIRST TRACK of my SEXUAL FILM.




@Hollywood Cannon !! Dictatorial HC! Illegitimate HC! Tyrannical HC!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You know what else is nasty work? Having ME pick #2 here for futureheads. ME. The guy that doesn't know shit about f***.

I'm gonna have to get into the lab for this one. Will be back shortly.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Read the first category and immediately scrolled to make sure I was ahead of @mja and @Captain Dave Poulin. I think I’m safe. Good boy, RNG.

 

[ajgoal]

Read the first category and immediately scrolled to make sure I was ahead of @mja and @Captain Dave Poulin. I think I’m safe. Good boy, RNG.

PM me your pick real quick so I can be sure I don't snipe it.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

PM me your pick real quick so I can be sure I don't snipe it.

Thank you! Sent.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh, right.

This guy exists.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as our first futurehead from the 2024 NHL Entry Draft...

Ivan Demidov

Breaking Michkov and Kaprisov's record is pretty cool and we look forward to saving him from Montreal and those cretins. Welcome to Vegas, Comrade.

@BernieParent we're always together and I don't think there's someone here i'd want that more with. Please make your pick at your earliest convenience and don't feel compelled to involve yourself in their Sin.

 

[pit]

Third from last in the Futureheads round?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Third from last in the Futureheads round?

Dead last.

 

[DancingPanther]

Third from last in the Futureheads round?

Buddy who cares about hockey players

 

[mja]

Thank you! Sent.

You think you're a [Ranch] by [Liverwurst]?

Read the first category and immediately scrolled to make sure I was ahead of @mja and @Captain Dave Poulin. I think I’m safe. Good boy, RNG.

I think I know where you are headed. Happily, there's no shortage of material there.

 

[BernieParent]

"Oh, great, we see that there is a brand new Quackverse phase. We've been waiting months for this! Let's see the categories ... oh, nice, a new round of draft prospects ... foreign actors ... and

"Okayyyyyyyyy, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it ... them.

"For now, the Halifax Galleons are particularly pleased -- thank you, Quackverse Overlords -- to be early in this phase. We happily bound to the podium to make our first 2024 draft futurehead selection: Zeev Buium. Was there another serious choice here after Celebrini and Demidov? What foolish hockey franchise would pass on such a highly skilled prospect who had 1D written all over him? I mean, how short-sighted would a front office be to not have Buium near the top of their ranking?

"We pass the microphone to the Phlorida Pharmacist, @DancingPanther."

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You think you're a [Ranch] by [Liverwurst]?

I think I know where you are headed. Happily, there's no shortage of material there.

I might eventually take a second one (different album) now that I actually read the rules. This is an unusually generous ruleset. Like you said, there are just too many good options.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

"Oh, great, we see that there is a brand new Quackverse phase. We've been waiting months for this! Let's see the categories ... oh, nice, a new round of draft prospects ... foreign actors ... and

"Okayyyyyyyyy, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it ... them.

"For now, the Halifax Galleons are particularly pleased -- thank you, Quackverse Overlords -- to be early in this phase. We happily bound to the podium to make our first 2024 draft futurehead selection: Zeev Buium. Was there another serious choice here after Celebrini and Demidov? What foolish hockey franchise would pass on such a highly skilled prospect who had 1D written all over him? I mean, how short-sighted would a front office be to not have Buium near the top of their ranking?

"We pass the microphone to the Phlorida Pharmacist, @DancingPanther."

Nooooooooo. You have robbed the Buium brothers of a Quackverse reunion.

(I didn't seriously believe he'd still be around when I picked)

 

[DancingPanther]

It's great to be back. In the shock of the century, we're going to take a hockey player, mainly because I don't know who any of these guys are and if I wait one pick, suddenly I'm drafting based on name alone. Which is generally what I do anyway, but I like to try to grab at least a decent future head. So I guess we'll go with

BECKETT SENNECKE

@ajgoal you're up baby

"Oh, great, we see that there is a brand new Quackverse phase. We've been waiting months for this! Let's see the categories ... oh, nice, a new round of draft prospects ... foreign actors ... and

"Okayyyyyyyyy, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it ... them.

"For now, the Halifax Galleons are particularly pleased -- thank you, Quackverse Overlords -- to be early in this phase. We happily bound to the podium to make our first 2024 draft futurehead selection: Zeev Buium. Was there another serious choice here after Celebrini and Demidov? What foolish hockey franchise would pass on such a highly skilled prospect who had 1D written all over him? I mean, how short-sighted would a front office be to not have Buium near the top of their ranking?

"We pass the microphone to the Phlorida Pharmacist, @DancingPanther."

Don't put that phlorida stink on me mister

 

[BernieParent]

Nooooooooo. You have robbed the Buium brothers of a Quackverse reunion.

(I didn't seriously believe he'd still be around when I picked)

Sorry.gif

 

[DancingPanther]

Guys is Beckett Sennecke going to be any good? I was just looking at point totals

 

[BiggE]

Guys is Beckett Sennecke going to be any good? I was just looking at point totals

You need to ask the important questions:
Is he big?
Can he get even bigger?
Can he block shots?
Will he willingly worship the God Emperor?
Does he like Rush?*


*if the answer to this question is yes, the other questions are now irrelevant

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Guys is Beckett Sennecke going to be any good? I was just looking at point totals

Is that the singer from The Gathering?

 

[DancingPanther]

Is that the singer from The Gathering?

I think he's the latest New York Times best seller

 

[BernieParent]

Don't put that phlorida stink on me mister

I have a wrong to right. Maybe I have RFK Jr's long-lost brain worm, which is the only plausible explanation why I thought DP lived in the (appropriately) Orange State. My deepest apologies for calling into question your ability to choose a home state.

Please don't believe anything I ever post again. Even more.

 

[DancingPanther]

I have a wrong to right. Maybe I have RFK Jr's long-lost brain worm, which is the only plausible explanation why I thought DP lived in the (appropriately) Orange State. My deepest apologies for calling into question your ability to choose a home state.

Please don't believe anything I ever post again. Even more.

There's no way you'll be able to measel your way out of this one