NHL Mega Mock DRAFT Reboot Discussion DRAFT Thread Its Late but Its Gr8 to Start Phase 28

[pit]

Holy crap, it happened!!!

He picked!

I will pick Nikita Artamonov.

@Chuck Downie

 

[Rebels57]

Holy crap, it happened!!!

He picked!

I will pick Nikita Artamonov.

@Chuck Downie

You do know you could have skipped me lol. I think the rules are like 24-48 hours to pick before you get skipped.

 

[pit]

You do know you could have skipped me lol. I think the rules are like 24-48 hours to pick before you get skipped.

You do know you could have picked though!

Honestly, I forgot I was after you.

 

[Magua]

Ah, shit. Never mind. Reb is probably back on the clock tomorrow.

 

[Rebels57]

Ah, shit. Never mind. Reb is probably back on the clock tomorrow.

 

[Magua]

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You do remember the end of Jurassic Park, right? He’s talking to a guy who got eaten by a T-Rex while on a toilet.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I found a few spare minutes in an otherwise outrageously busy period of time, so in the interest of keeping our momentum going, I am going to assert dominance and leapfrog Chuck here. We'll keep things simple and select a couple dumb hockey players.

Futurehead - Liam Greentree

Futurehead - Ilya Protas

You're still on the clock @Chuck Downie but now you get to pick twice!

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Sex Tape #2

Das Schutzenfest by Faith No More

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Sex Tape #3

Hallelujah by Handel

 

[Chuck Downie]

@pit is up! I’ll send a pm

 

[pit]

The Chimps pick Alfons Freij.

And now, without any further ado, I introduce you to where the draft goes to die:

@Rebels57 is up!

 

[Rebels57]

The Chimps pick Alfons Freij.

And now, without any further ado, I introduce you to where the draft goes to die:

@Rebels57 is up!

I've been a Quackling since the very beginning and refuse to let this become my legacy, so i'm fully engaged again.

For Sex Tape Track 1, the FOG are going with Electric Relaxtion by A Tribe Called Quest. The beat is smooth as butter and the rhymes flow like silk. Absolute banger off one of the greatest hip-hop albums ever made. Every verse is dripping with sexual inuendo.

 

[Rebels57]

@Striiker pause your game of FIFA and make a pick

 

[Striiker]

Sex Tape Track One - "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men



@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Beef Invictus]

I would watch these sex tapes

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This guy has almost the greatest name ever. I can see him in a lot of different sci-fi roles in the new world.

Futurehead - John Mustard

@mja

 

[Striiker]

I would watch these sex tapes

 

[mja]

We need a Norwegian on the team.

Futurehead #2?: Stian Solberg

@GKJ

 

[GKJ]

Capitals prospect Yegor Surin

@BigToe

 

[BigToe]

Sex Tape Track 3 - Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

@JojoTheWhale I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Well there's an opportunity to do an end around here because I think someone took Mazzy Star in some form and I don't have to check to be sure @Captain Dave Poulin found a way to shoehorn Hope Sandoval into some kind of pick. So let's go with a song with her on vocals that also checks a band box that must be completed.



Track Four: "Paradise Circus" by Massive Attack

@CanadianFlyer88 I'll be flying over Tuesday. You'd better wave.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Young Sandwich took the last two guys I had actually marked down to select in Protas and Greentree. It's been ages since I looked through this draft class and can't remember anyone else I even had marginally reviewed.

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to add to their growing pool of London Knights. I watched one Knights game this year and Sam O'Reilly was the most noticeable player... so, that's the pick. It's only a slightly worse process than what is used by actual NHL teams.

@Lord Defect

 

[Rebels57]

@Young Sandwich took the last two guys I had actually marked down to select in Protas and Greentree. It's been ages since I looked through this draft class and can't remember anyone else I even had marginally reviewed.

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to add to their growing pool of London Knights. I watched one Knights game this year and Sam O'Reilly was the most noticeable player... so, that's the pick. It's only a slightly worse process than what is used by actual NHL teams.

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@Lord Defect

Lol, he was the player Edmonton picked with the 32nd pick last year that we traded them.

 

[mja]

Lol, he was the player Edmonton picked with the 32nd pick last year that we traded them.

I hear the 32nd ranked player this year is much better though.