NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

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Welcome to The Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

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AMAZEBALLS!


First of all, we are thinking of Strawberry Fields and sending him all of our thoughts and prayers. Hopefully everything is OK and turns out well.

This is a historic moment in the history of drafting shit. To the best of my knowledge, no other group of losers in the history of drafting shit has ever drafted enough shit to reach 25 complete phases. And believe me, I’ve checked. So we have a lot to be proud of, to go with everything we have to be ashamed of. I’d like to send a special shout-out to the Philadelphia Flyers for being so utterly, relentlessly shit that it has left us with no choice but to find some kind of escape.

Somehow, thanks mostly to good suggestions from the members (phrasing) of the Quackverse Ultra Exploration and Settlement Team (Q.U.E.S.T.), we have 12 great categories to plunge through. Seriously, it is incredibly difficult to believe that there is anything left to get excited about after 24 of these, but we have them. And there is more out there – we just have to find it.

I chose to hold off on the new players from the entry draft. I wanted to give Starberry a chance to have a shot at them all, because I think he will care about it.


THE RATIONAL SHIT


  • Team BBQ Food Item – This is not something where we have to worry about things which have been picked before – just pick something which is typically barbecued or slathered in barbecue sauce, or whatever. I think we have a lot of grillers in here, so if you want to see this as “barbecued or grilled food,” that should be fine. Be specific – if your defective ass picks “Barbecued Meat,” you will be the one getting sliced.

  • Team Century/Country – Pick any century past, present or future and the country or area during which that century occurred or is occurring or will occur. This could be the setting for your civilization, or part of your civilization, or something like that. It doesn’t mean that your technology will be limited to that time and place – this is more about the appearance and vibe of the time and place. Again, don’t worry about picking something that has been picked before – as this is about styling, that time and place will be used as a model and not “taken,” if you see what I mean. A century OR place can be taken more than once, but the combination can only be taken once.

  • Team Decade/Country – This is exactly the same, but for a decade instead of a century. Your decade and place don’t have to match the century and country you choose with the other category – we are basically taking two things on which to base our style and vibe. Just work through how you want your shit to look and feel.

  • Team Detective – You can’t pick someone who was explicitly chosen for something before. For example, Sherlock Holmes was chosen by the Plats as a shoe, i.e. as a “gumshoe,” and Batman was chosen by the Chimps as “cartoon character,” so they are off-limits. Don’t pick detectives which have appeared in TV shows, movies or books which have already been taken. That makes this a CATEGORY FOUR category, so it’s pretty f***ing strict, innit. There are about a billion detectives out there, so don’t whine about it.

  • Team Energy Drink – You must pick a specific brand AND flavor/color of energy drink. We do not want another Dorito’s situation and will not stand for one.

  • Team Neighbor – This is someone who will live next to your residence in your civilization. You can see this as “allowing easy access” to someone, or “someone who can keep their eyes on my perimeter,” or whatever you want, as long as the person has not been explicitly picked before.

  • Team Pet – We have a “Dog/Cat Breed,” and this doesn’t have to match that, nor do you have to think of this as the ONLY pet you will have – this is just a chance to pick a specific pet that you will bring with you and have nearby all the time, at least at home. It can be real or fictional, but it should NOT be a human. I am going to be doing a lot of heavy petting with women out there – it’s one of the biggest reasons I am going – and I am sure Young Sandwich will fondle everything in sight, but this one is meant to be an “animal” of some kind.

  • Team President of Hockey Ops – Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to choose a terrible f***head to be your team’s President of Hockey Ops. Think of Keith Jones and choose accordingly. This is essentially a spite category by another name, and while we will not necessarily torture these f***ers, they will serve as reminders out there in the great unknown of how horribly awry everything can go when you fall into the trap of broad organizational nepotism and clusterf***headedness. Don’t pick someone who has been chosen before, even if you are the one that chose them – this should be someone new. It can be someone real or fictional.

  • Team Robot – Your robot can come from anywhere as long as they haven’t explicitly been chosen for something before. That means that “Star Wars” and other sci fi things are fair game. There’s just no way we could do it otherwise, and this is too great a category to pass up.

  • Team Video Game Boss – This can be a final boss, or intermediary boss, or first-level boss. Don’t worry if the game in which the boss appears has been chosen before – it is open and fair game. Think of the boss as someone you set up as a trap when your enemies attack, or someone you send out to make hits on your enemies, or someone you put in a cage and throw rotten vegetable at – whatever you want.

  • Team Video Game System – You have to choose a specific iteration of the system, so rather than “Playstation,” choose “Playstation 5,” unless there is only a single iteration of the given system. I think there are enough to go around. If you get bummed about having to choose an older one, just think of the scientists in your team and how they will be able to develop new games for the system, so you won’t be stuck with only the games that have already come out.

  • Team WW2 Plane – This is any plane which appeared and took part in WW2. I chose the Spitfire for my attack vehicle, but I think that was the only one which has been taken. I have been saving this category for this phase, because I love it and think it rules.


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Remember: “Chaos” is not the same thing as “Havoc.” Engage in the former, not the latter. We have a whole ton of stuff left over for future phases, so don’t worry if categories you wanted aren’t in here - I will champion them later with the boss.

For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the turboc*** of the animal world.

Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.



DRAFT ORDER

BigToe - Stockholm Simps
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Rebels57 - Portland Fog
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Hollywood Cannon - Las Vegas Desert Ducks
Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
BernieParent - Halifax Galleons
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Asnito - Tijuana Toads
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
Striiker - Allentown Attack
Beef Invictus - D.C. Mutineers
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers




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Allentown AttackvsNew Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Chicago ChimpanzeesvsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
D.C. MutineersvsSeattle Sockeyes
Honolulu GhiblivsJacksonville Methgators
Jacksonville MethgatorsvsTampa Bay Firesticks
Las Vegas Desert DucksvsProvidence Platypi
Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!vsQuebec Lapins
Los Angeles WhalersvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
Montreal SexposvsQuebec Lapins
New Jersey Flaming ZeppelinsvsAllentown Attack
New York M.A.D. CatsvsMontreal Sexpos
Philadelphia VillainsvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
Portland FogvsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
Providence PlatypivsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
Quebec LapinsvsMontreal Sexpos
Seattle SockeyesvsVancouver Beavers
St. Paul Stay PuftsvsTijuana Toads
Tampa Bay FiresticksvsJacksonville Methgators
Tijuana ToadsvsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
Vancouver BeaversvsSeattle Sockeyes
Virginia Beach SurgevsSt. Paul Stay Pufts


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Round One

  • BigToe - Xbox 360
  • Lord Defect - Boeing B-29 Superfortress Bomber
  • GKJ - P-51D Mustang
  • Rebels57 - Brisket
  • mja - Johnny 5
  • Hollywood Cannon - Benoit Blanc
  • Magua - Geoff Peterson
  • BernieParent - Hercule Poirot
  • Young Sandwich - Beef Ribs
  • BiggE - Mitsubishi A6M Zero
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Vought F4U Corsair
  • Asnito - Lockheed P-38 Lightning
  • ajgoal - B-25 Mitchell
  • pit - Corn on the Cob
  • DancingPanther - PS5
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Nintendo 64
  • Striiker - Xbox Series X
  • Beef Invictus - Smoked Salmon
  • JojoTheWhale - Baby Back Ribs
  • Chuck Downie - Twiki
  • Strawberry Fields - Pulled Pork

Round Two

  • Strawberry Fields - 19th Century USA
  • Chuck Downie - Hell
  • JojoTheWhale - 24th Century, United Federation of Planets
  • Beef Invictus - William of Baskerville
  • Striiker - Smoked Jalapeno Cheddar Sausage
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Bender
  • DancingPanther - Bikini Bottom, 4010s
  • pit - Nintendo Entertainment System
  • ajgoal - Home-Built Gaming PC
  • Asnito - Suckling Pig
  • Captain Dave Poulin - 1920s, Shanghai
  • BiggE - Vince McMahon
  • Young Sandwich - Sega Genesis
  • BernieParent - Meta Quest Pro VR System
  • Magua - PlayStation 2
  • Hollywood Cannon - Playstation
  • mja - Burnt Ends
  • Rebels57 - Nintendo Switch
  • GKJ - Super Nintendo
  • Lord Defect - Robot Dance
  • BigToe - Stuka

Round Three

  • BigToe - Goddard
  • Lord Defect - John Constantine
  • GKJ - Cheeseburgers
  • Rebels57 - Sephiroth
  • mja - Atari 2600
  • Hollywood Cannon - Bawls
  • Magua - Grilled Swordfish Steak
  • BernieParent - De Havilland Mosquito
  • Young Sandwich - Four Loko
  • BiggE - Card Table
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Intellivision
  • Asnito - Monster Ultra Zero
  • ajgoal - Adrian Monk
  • pit - DCI John Luther
  • DancingPanther - Natural Casing Hot Dogs
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Harry Bosch
  • Striiker - Amp Energy Green
  • Beef Invictus - Marvin
  • JojoTheWhale - Hedonismbot
  • Chuck Downie - Vultee Vengeance
  • Strawberry Fields - 1950s, USA

Round Four

  • Strawberry Fields - Ned Flanders
  • Chuck Downie - Dark Link
  • JojoTheWhale - Booty Sweat
  • Beef Invictus - Bob Vila
  • Striiker - 2100's USA
  • CanadianFlyer88 - All Sport Lemon/Lime
  • DancingPanther - Brutus
  • pit - Aggretsuko Liquid Rage
  • ajgoal - The Iron Giant
  • Asnito - Sweet Tooth
  • Captain Dave Poulin - 17th Century, Japan
  • BiggE - Beer
  • Young Sandwich - Grumman F6F Hellcat
  • BernieParent - Vision
  • Magua - Brawndo
  • Hollywood Cannon - A.W.E.S.O.M - O 4000
  • mja - Jolt Cola
  • Rebels57 - Ava (Ex Machina)
  • GKJ - Vitamin Water Kiwi-Strawberry
  • Lord Defect - Homer Murray
  • BigToe - Jose Mourinho

Round Five

  • BigToe - The Grinch
  • Lord Defect - Venom Energy Cherry
  • GKJ - George Feeny
  • Rebels57 - Rustin Cohle
  • mja - Shigeru Miyamoto
  • Hollywood Cannon - United States, 1990s
  • Magua - GLaDOS
  • BernieParent - Turkey
  • Young Sandwich - The Girl Next Door
  • BiggE - Roomba
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Grilled Salmon
  • Asnito - Red Panda
  • ajgoal - Jägermeister and Red Bull
  • pit - Data
  • DancingPanther - Codsworth
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Mr. Dream
  • Striiker - Detective Mills
  • Beef Invictus - Sega Nomad
  • JojoTheWhale - Heinkel He 113
  • Chuck Downie - Turbo Grafx 16
  • Strawberry Fields - Perry the Platypus

Round Six

  • Strawberry Fields - "Hell Valley" Biff Tannen
  • Chuck Downie - Drunken Chicken
  • JojoTheWhale - Detective (Disco Elysium)
  • Beef Invictus - US, 1900-1910
  • Striiker - SBD Dauntless
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Beef Souvlaki Kebabs
  • DancingPanther - Colombo
  • pit - Dragon
  • ajgoal - Tea Smoked Duck
  • Asnito -
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Rikki Tikki Tavi
  • BiggE - Death Wish Coffee
  • Young Sandwich - Dug
  • BernieParent - Israel, 1st Century AD
  • Magua - Vought V-173 "Flying Pancake"
  • Hollywood Cannon - Grilled Filet Mignon
  • mja - Marge Gunderson
  • Rebels57 - Kaley Cuoco
  • GKJ - Veronica Mars
  • Lord Defect - LambPigCow
  • BigToe - Holland March

Round Seven

  • BigToe - Cheetah
  • Lord Defect - Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • GKJ - UK, 1990s
  • Rebels57 - Falcor
  • mja - The Roaring Twenties, USA
  • Hollywood Cannon - Scooby Doo
  • Magua - Bigby Wolf
  • BernieParent - Jeffrey Loria
  • Young Sandwich - Olivia Dunham
  • BiggE - Kelly Garrett
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Kelsey Asbille
  • Asnito - Mr. Roboto
  • ajgoal - Akuma
  • pit - Ganon
  • DancingPanther - Genie
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Babou
  • Striiker - Optimus Prime
  • Beef Invictus - The Sixth Colossus
  • JojoTheWhale - Steam Deck
  • Chuck Downie - Puddy
  • Strawberry Fields - Carl (Meet the Robinsons)

Round Eight

  • Strawberry Fields - Game Boy Advance SP
  • Chuck Downie - Demogorgon
  • JojoTheWhale - Mrs. Whale
  • Beef Invictus - Joi
  • Striiker - Red
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Elizabeth Jennings
  • DancingPanther - WD
  • pit - Focke-Wulf FW-190
  • ajgoal - Germany, 2000s
  • Asnito - David Quinn
  • Captain Dave Poulin - WAC-47
  • BiggE - Dude Love
  • Young Sandwich - Maeve Millay
  • BernieParent - Lilith
  • Magua - Chloe
  • Hollywood Cannon - Messerschmitt Bf109
  • mja - 20th Century Finland
  • Rebels57 - Monster Ultra Golden Pineapple
  • GKJ - Deep Thought
  • Lord Defect - Parents
  • BigToe - Scarab

Round Nine

  • BigToe - Jerk Chicken
  • Lord Defect - Video Gambling Machines
  • GKJ - Ghost (Direwolf)
  • Rebels57 - Savoia-Marchetti SM.79
  • mja - Jerry Garcia
  • Hollywood Cannon - Paul Bissonnette
  • Magua - John Buccigross
  • BernieParent - England, 1960s
  • Young Sandwich - Sigrun
  • BiggE - Syrinx, 2110s
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Charlotte Ritter
  • Asnito - Vectrex
  • ajgoal - Sonja
  • pit - Herschel Walker
  • DancingPanther - 15th century, Florence
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Vultee XP-54
  • Striiker - US, 00s
  • Beef Invictus - 21st Century, Sweden
  • JojoTheWhale - Dave Starman
  • Chuck Downie - Detective Scrotes
  • Strawberry Fields - Orange Gatorade

Round Ten

  • Strawberry Fields - Martin B-26 Marauder
  • Chuck Downie - 1800’s, Neutral Moresnet
  • JojoTheWhale - 1950s Tangier
  • Beef Invictus - Brad Cornelsen
  • Striiker - Bailey
  • CanadianFlyer88 - 21st Century Belgium
  • DancingPanther - Nuka Bombdrop
  • pit - Mike Holmes
  • ajgoal - French Polynesia, 20th Century
  • Asnito -
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Powerade Zero Purple
  • BiggE - Timothy Leary
  • Young Sandwich - Craig Button
  • BernieParent - Magic Potion of Panoramix
  • Magua - 1990s Hong Kong
  • Hollywood Cannon - Dubai (UAE), 21st century
  • mja - Hawker Hurricane
  • Rebels57 - 21st Century Japan
  • GKJ - Canada, 2200s
  • Lord Defect - 2010s, Los Angeles
  • BigToe - Juggernog

Round Eleven

  • BigToe - US 1970s
  • Lord Defect - Wilson
  • GKJ - Dr. Robotnik
  • Rebels57 - Ted Sarandos
  • mja - Pet Rock
  • Hollywood Cannon - Lu Bu
  • Magua - Mrs. Chan
  • BernieParent - Good Samaritan
  • Young Sandwich - 2000s, New Zealand
  • BiggE - 25th Century, Mars
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Moon Lord
  • Asnito -
  • ajgoal - Roy Underhill
  • pit - 15th Century, North America
  • DancingPanther - The Mistel
  • CanadianFlyer88 - 2020s, Atlantis
  • Striiker - Edin Terzic
  • Beef Invictus - Posca
  • JojoTheWhale - Boo
  • Chuck Downie - Mr. Furley
  • Strawberry Fields - Bowser

Round Twelve

  • Strawberry Fields - Eddie Valiant
  • Chuck Downie - 1880s, England
  • JojoTheWhale - Chef Saltbaker
  • Beef Invictus - P-80 Shooting Star
  • Striiker - Squidward Tentacles
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Doug MacLean
  • DancingPanther - Flowey
  • pit - 1980s, USA
  • ajgoal - Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
  • Asnito -
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Wilson (the volleyball)
  • BiggE - Ozzy
  • Young Sandwich - 2000s BC, Minoan Crete
  • BernieParent - Pogo
  • Magua - 24½th Century, Planet X
  • Hollywood Cannon - Mr. Mertle
  • mja - Mr. Robinson
  • Rebels57 - 1780-1790, America
  • GKJ - Tony Khan
  • Lord Defect - 86th Century, Moronica
  • BigToe - 8400s, US


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BigToe - Stockholm Simps

BBQ FoodJerk Chicken
Century/Country8400s, US
Decade/CountryUS 1970s
DetectiveHolland March
Energy DrinkJuggernog
NeighborThe Grinch
PetCheetah
President of Hockey OpsJose Mourinho
RobotGoddard
Video Game BossScarab
Video Game SystemXbox 360
WW2 PlaneStuka

Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts

BBQ FoodLambPigCow
Century/Country86th Century, Moronica
Decade/Country2010s, Los Angeles
DetectiveJohn Constantine
Energy DrinkVenom Energy Cherry
NeighborWilson
PetCourage the Cowardly Dog
President of Hockey OpsHomer Murray
RobotRobot Dance
Video Game BossParents
Video Game SystemVideo Gambling Machines
WW2 PlaneBoeing B-29 Superfortress Bomber

GKJ - Philadelphia Villains

BBQ FoodCheeseburgers
Century/CountryCanada, 2200s
Decade/CountryUK, 1990s
DetectiveVeronica Mars
Energy DrinkVitamin Water Kiwi-Strawberry
NeighborGeorge Feeny
PetGhost (Direwolf)
President of Hockey OpsTony Khan
RobotDeep Thought
Video Game BossDr. Robotnik
Video Game SystemSuper Nintendo
WW2 PlaneP-51D Mustang

Rebels57 - Portland Fog

BBQ FoodBrisket
Century/Country21st Century Japan
Decade/Country1780-1790, America
DetectiveRustin Cohle
Energy DrinkMonster Ultra Golden Pineapple
NeighborKaley Cuoco
PetFalcor
President of Hockey OpsTed Sarandos
RobotAva (Ex Machina)
Video Game BossSephiroth
Video Game SystemNintendo Switch
WW2 PlaneSavoia-Marchetti SM.79

mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins

BBQ FoodBurnt Ends
Century/Country20th Century Finland
Decade/CountryThe Roaring Twenties, USA
DetectiveMarge Gunderson
Energy DrinkJolt Cola
NeighborMr. Robinson
PetPet Rock
President of Hockey OpsJerry Garcia
RobotJohnny 5
Video Game BossShigeru Miyamoto
Video Game SystemAtari 2600
WW2 PlaneHawker Hurricane

Hollywood Cannon - Las Vegas Desert Ducks

BBQ FoodGrilled Filet Mignon
Century/CountryDubai (UAE), 21st century
Decade/CountryUnited States, 1990s
DetectiveBenoit Blanc
Energy DrinkBawls
NeighborMr. Mertle
PetScooby Doo
President of Hockey OpsPaul Bissonnette
RobotA.W.E.S.O.M - O 4000
Video Game BossLu Bu
Video Game SystemPlaystation
WW2 PlaneMesserschmitt Bf109

Magua - Honolulu Ghibli

BBQ FoodGrilled Swordfish Steak
Century/Country24½th Century, Planet X
Decade/Country1990s Hong Kong
DetectiveBigby Wolf
Energy DrinkBrawndo
NeighborMrs. Chan
PetChloe
President of Hockey OpsJohn Buccigross
RobotGeoff Peterson
Video Game BossGLaDOS
Video Game SystemPlaystation 2
WW2 PlaneVought V-173 "Flying Pancake"

BernieParent - Halifax Galleons

BBQ FoodTurkey
Century/CountryIsrael, 1st Century AD
Decade/CountryEngland, 1960s
DetectiveHercule Poirot
Energy DrinkMagic Potion of Panoramix
NeighborGood Samaritan
PetPogo
President of Hockey OpsJeffrey Loria
RobotVision
Video Game BossLilith
Video Game SystemMeta Quest Pro VR System
WW2 PlaneDe Havilland Mosquito

Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos

BBQ FoodBeef Ribs
Century/Country2000s BC, Minoan Crete
Decade/Country2000s, New Zealand
DetectiveOlivia Dunham
Energy DrinkFour Loko
NeighborThe Girl Next Door
PetDug
President of Hockey OpsCraig Button
RobotMaeve Millay
Video Game BossSigrun
Video Game SystemSega Genesis
WW2 PlaneGrumman F6F Hellcat

BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators

BBQ FoodBeer
Century/Country25th Century, Mars
Decade/CountrySyrinx, 2110s
DetectiveKelly Garrett
Energy DrinkDeath Wish Coffee
NeighborTimothy Leary
PetOzzy
President of Hockey OpsDude Love
RobotRoomba
Video Game BossVince McMahon
Video Game SystemCard Table
WW2 PlaneMitsubishi A6M Zero

Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins

BBQ FoodGrilled Salmon
Century/Country17th Century, Japan
Decade/Country1920s, Shanghai
DetectiveCharlotte Ritter
Energy DrinkPowerade Zero Purple
NeighborKelsey Asbille
PetRikki Tikki Tavi
President of Hockey OpsWilson (the volleyball)
RobotWAC-47
Video Game BossMoon Lord
Video Game SystemIntellivision
WW2 PlaneVought F4U Corsair

Asnito - Tijuana Toads

BBQ FoodSuckling Pig
Century/Country
Decade/Country
DetectiveDavid Quinn
Energy DrinkMonster Ultra Zero
Neighbor
PetRed Panda
President of Hockey Ops
RobotMr. Roboto
Video Game BossSweet Tooth
Video Game SystemVectrex
WW2 PlaneLockheed P-38 Lightning

ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers

BBQ FoodTea Smoked Duck
Century/CountryFrench Polynesia, 20th Century
Decade/CountryGermany, 2000s
DetectiveAdrian Monk
Energy DrinkJägermeister and Red Bull
NeighborRoy Underhill
PetSonja
President of Hockey OpsJeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski
RobotThe Iron Giant
Video Game BossAkuma
Video Game SystemHome-Built Gaming PC
WW2 PlaneB-25 Mitchell

pit - Chicago Chimpanzees

BBQ FoodCorn on the Cob
Century/Country15th Century, North America
Decade/Country1980s, USA
DetectiveDCI John Luther
Energy DrinkAggretsuko Liquid Rage
NeighborMike Holmes
PetDragon
President of Hockey OpsHerschel Walker
RobotData
Video Game BossGanon
Video Game SystemNintendo Entertainment System
WW2 PlaneFocke-Wulf FW-190

DancingPanther - Providence Platypi

BBQ FoodNatural Casing Hot Dogs
Century/Country15th century, Florence
Decade/CountryBikini Bottom, 4010s
DetectiveColombo
Energy DrinkNuka Bombdrop
NeighborGenie
PetBrutus
President of Hockey OpsWD
RobotCodsworth
Video Game BossFlowey
Video Game SystemPS5
WW2 PlaneThe Mistel

CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes

BBQ FoodBeef Souvlaki Kebabs
Century/Country21st Century Belgium
Decade/Country2020s, Atlantis
DetectiveHarry Bosch
Energy DrinkAll Sport Lemon/Lime
NeighborElizabeth Jennings
PetBabou
President of Hockey OpsDoug MacLean
RobotBender
Video Game BossMr. Dream
Video Game SystemNintendo 64
WW2 PlaneVultee XP-54

Striiker - Allentown Attack

BBQ Food
Century/Country2100's USA
Decade/CountryUS, 00s
DetectiveDetective Mills
Energy DrinkAmp Energy Green
NeighborSquidward Tentacles
PetBailey
President of Hockey OpsEdin Terzic
RobotOptimus Prime
Video Game BossRed
Video Game SystemXbox Series X
WW2 PlaneSBD Dauntless

Beef Invictus - D.C. Mutineers

BBQ FoodSmoked Salmon
Century/Country21st Century, Sweden
Decade/CountryUS, 1900-1910
DetectiveWilliam of Baskerville
Energy DrinkPosca
NeighborBob Vila
PetJoi
President of Hockey OpsBrad Cornelsen
RobotMarvin
Video Game BossThe Sixth Colossus
Video Game SystemSega Nomad
WW2 PlaneP-80 Shooting Star

JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats

BBQ FoodBaby Back Ribs
Century/Country24th Century United Federation of Planets
Decade/Country1950s Tangier
DetectiveDetective (Disco Elysium)
Energy DrinkBooty Sweat
NeighborMrs. Whale
PetBoo
President of Hockey OpsDave Starman
RobotHedonismbot
Video Game BossChef Saltbaker
Video Game SystemSteam Deck
WW2 PlaneHeinkel He 113

Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!

BBQ FoodDrunken Chicken
Century/Country1800s, Neutral Moresnet
Decade/Country1880s, England
DetectiveDetective Scrotes
Energy DrinkHell
NeighborMr. Furley
PetDemogorgon
President of Hockey OpsPuddy
RobotTwiki
Video Game BossDark Link
Video Game SystemTurbo Grafx 16
WW2 PlaneVultee Vengeance

Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers

BBQ FoodPulled Pork
Century/Country19th Century USA
Decade/Country1950s, USA
DetectiveEddie Valiant
Energy DrinkOrange Gatorade
NeighborNed Flanders
PetPerry the Platypus
President of Hockey Ops"Hell Valley" Biff Tannen
RobotCarl (Meet the Robinsons)
Video Game BossBowser
Video Game SystemGame Boy Advance SP
WW2 PlaneMartin B-26 Marauder


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mja

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Jan 7, 2005
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Lucy the Elephant's Belly
The Sray Pufts have never felt such euphoria at picking any pick as much as our team Neighbor.
@Captain Dave Poulin howdy neighbor!

@ajgoal I think you’re next. Im not sure. I didn’t look. I was too busy moving the washer off my lawn to welcome Cap to the hood.

Nah, it’s @GKJ’s turn. aj was lamenting his proximity to your brother in defectiveness.
 

GKJ

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Feb 27, 2002
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Ok, I absolutely cannot wait on picking a WW2 aircraft because I will have no idea what to do when too many get taken. ChatGPT says I should take the P-51D Mustang under the following auspices:

“ P-51D Mustang: Perhaps the most famous variant, it featured a bubble canopy for better visibility, and it was armed with six .50 caliber machine guns. The P-51D was a highly effective and versatile fighter.”

Also claims it was the most ‘iconic.’

Please enjoy this 52-minute documentary on the P-51D mustang, which was evidently made 4 months ago



@Rebels57
 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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The idea of narrowing down and picking one WW2 plane is cruelty. This will take me the entire phase.


I can do research in person. I'm practically neighbors with this:

 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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171,212
Armored Train
Ok, I absolutely cannot wait on picking a WW2 aircraft because I will have no idea what to do when too many get taken. ChatGPT says I should take the P-51D Mustang under the following auspices:

“ P-51D Mustang: Perhaps the most famous variant, it featured a bubble canopy for better visibility, and it was armed with six .50 caliber machine guns. The P-51D was a highly effective and versatile fighter.”

Also claims it was the most ‘iconic.’

Please enjoy this 52-minute documentary on the P-51D mustang, which was evidently made 4 months ago



@Rebels57


The robot did you VERY good here. Especially picking the D variant in particular.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Sponsor
Apr 30, 2015
68,601
201,358
Tokyo, JP
The Sray Pufts have never felt such euphoria at picking any pick as much as our team Neighbor.
@Captain Dave Poulin howdy neighbor!

@ajgoal I think you’re next. Im not sure. I didn’t look. I was too busy moving the washer off my lawn to welcome Cap to the hood.

It can't be me, dummy - I have said a million times to stop picking each other for shit. Also, you wouldn't survive for five seconds living next to me.

Try again.
 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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It makes me sad that it was made a decade too late, or I'd pick the Thunderscreech. It had a supersonic propeller. I do not know why anyone thought this would be a workable idea, but they did. The propeller created a nonstop, eternal sonic boom; having recently heard a sonic boom, that's an incomprehensible concept. It was dangerously loud. Literally, dangerous. They started it up without realizing a guy without ear protection was in a nearby cargo plane, and the noise was so intense that all he could do was have seizures and vomit for half an hour until they turned it off. The 40s and 50s were a wonderful time of absolutely insane ideas in plane design and governments were just funding every idiot idea to see what would happen.
 
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