Blue Jays GDT: Next: vs (not) Oak | Sun, Jun 1 | 1:30pm ET/10:30am PT | Sears vs Gausman

[MK78]

Oh yea for sure Danny had to hit it out at the dome.

 

[Vector]

Oh…good to know I won’t be following this thread for a while.

 

[Tw1ster]

Oh…good to know I won’t be following this thread for a while.

What did it for ya?

 

[Blitzkrug]

He is ABSOLUTE, UNREMITTED, GENERATIONAL TRAAAAAAAAAASH.

Am i doing it right?

 

[Tw1ster]

 

[The Nemesis]

Donger Varasho.

 

[canucksfan]

Varsho is a gem.

 

[red devil]

Varsho 3 run HR!!

 

[The Nemesis]

Varsho is a gem.

That's not what I was told. I heard he was a scrub and the Jays were stupid to give up Moreno for him.

 

[Vector]

What did it for ya?

There’s just this guy, you know.

 

[MK78]

Homers win games, eh?

 

[Blitzkrug]

That's not what I was told. I heard he was a scrub and the Jays were stupid to give up Moreno for him.

The garbageist of garbage cans.

So much of a garbage can it's one you actually throw older, shitter garbage cans into.

 

[The Nemesis]

Homers win games, eh?

chicks dig the long ball.

 

[Seath The Scaleless]

Homers are fun

Varsho doesn't always hit, but when he does, it goes out of the park.

 

[Blitzkrug]

On the plus side, the last few games have shown the offense is getting back to a level where a 3-0 deficit is no longer change the channel territory.

I call that a win.

 

[Suntouchable13]

Varsho is one of the best players in the game right now if you combine the d and the dinger power

 

[Blitzkrug]

Homers are fun

Varsho doesn't always hit, but when he does, it goes out of the park.

That's all you need from him too.

Doesn't need to be a .300 hitter type player if he can hit tanks and keep playing gold glove level defense.

Basically a rich man's version of the guy he replaced in center field.

 

[PanniniClaus]

The heck would we do without Varsho right now?

 

[The Nemesis]

What happened to you, Jansen? You used to be cool.

 

[Blitzkrug]

Hit and run with 1 out in the top of the 9th is a crazy f***ing take.

I respect it and am also annoyed it worked because of course it did, it's the Rays playing Toronto.

 

[Vector]

Don’t do this to me right now.

 

[The Nemesis]

lol.

 

[Blitzkrug]

Hm. Hoffman suddenly not the unhittable force of nature he was in April.

Edit: Uhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[The Nemesis]

Hm. Hoffman suddenly not the unhittable force of nature he was in April.

I blame Vladdy. It's probably his fault somehow.

 

[Blitzkrug]

I blame Vladdy. It's probably his fault somehow.

Vladdy swimming around in a big pile of money in the clubhouse clearly distracted everyone else by reminding them they're all poors in comparison

*shakes fist*