So glad they only focus on real problems like the playoff format and not things like this, or how terrible the officials are, or trying to spread games out..
NHL checklist of "real problems":
(1) Generating higher revenues
(2) Minimizing expenses
(3) Not enough junkets to exotic locales
(4) Upgrade NHL office facilities with bigger offices, Persian rugs, beautiful curtains, giant oak desks, valet parking, the latest Gulfstream, catered lunches including BBQ flown in from Austin on Fridays, an espresso machine in every breakroom, and at least one soft-serve ice cream machine per floor
(5) Upgrade computer infrastructure with AI to more easily deal with fan complaints without any human having to waste time on something that will be totally ignored anyway
(6) Finding third-world countries who will produce merchandise more cheaply than the third-world countries that are producing it already
(7) Increase sports-betting revenues by targeting addicted gamblers
(8) Increase golf outings for NHL execs and owners
(9) Pinpointing more billionaire suckers for additional franchises
(10) Identify minor things to tinker with so as to distract minds of fans