Newfoundlander calls 911 to report pizza didn’t have enough cheese

[John Price]

Newfoundlander calls 911 to report pizza didn’t have enough cheese

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada...to-report-pizza-didnt-have-enough-cheese.html

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Did the employee get arrested?

 

[whatsbruin]

Newfoundlander calls 911 to report pizza didn’t have enough cheese

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada...to-report-pizza-didnt-have-enough-cheese.html

Only in Amurica, wait, what ?

 

[Dog]

@Help

 

[McDrailers]

Sorry everyone, @Dolland REALLLY likes cheese

 

[Dr Pepper]

Sorry everyone, @Dolland REALLLY likes cheese

That's impossible, vegans don't eat cheese.

Right, Doland?

 

[Dog]

That's impossible, vegans don't eat cheese.

Right, Doland?

I'm vegan and this was not me

 

[Dr Pepper]

See, I knew it was impossible.

Because Doland is totally a vegan and therefore does not consume any animal products.

 

[Dog]

Actually I lied

I've been ovovegetarian for a few days

 

[Dr Pepper]

Actually I lied

I've been ovovegetarian for a few days

Lying is bad for your health.

It's good that you came clean, though.

Will this lead to excessive "im ovovegetarian" posts in the near future?

 

[Dog]

Lying is bad for your health.

It's good that you came clean, though.

Will this lead to excessive "im ovovegetarian" posts in the near future?

I will post that when appropriate

 

[tony d]

I'm a Newfoundlander but yeah this guy had to be drunk or something to do this.

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

If I was denied the proper amount of cheese on my pizza there would be hell to pay.

 

[Satan]

No diet Pepsi with the pizza either shockin by

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Typical newfoundlander

 

[Help]

I just love cheese so much

 

[Penguins23]

What if it was just a warning call? If someone shorted me on cheese I'd probably call 911 too so the ambulance is waiting for the poor SOAB.

 

[Tom Brady]

Honestly he's not wrong tho, most of the pizza companies out here don't put enough cheese on their pizza's especially those idiots at pizza73, big reason why i don't order there anymore.

 

[Masao]

In italy they put so much cheese on their pizzas that it's falling all over the place

 

[HisIceness]

Only in Amurica, wait, what ?

Just for you



This one is sort of the "godfather" among bad 911 calls



Heres another "classic"



And one more just for fun.

 

[WeWantTacos]

It's a civil matter, not criminal.

 

[darko]

**** like that makes my ****ing blood boil.

Lack of cheese on pizza. God. Next thing you meatlovers will have **** all meat on it.

Burn that pizza shop to the ground.

 

[Dog]

**** like that makes my ****ing blood boil.

Lack of cheese on pizza. God. Next thing you meatlovers will have **** all meat on it.

Burn that pizza shop to the ground.

How is June 22nd treating you my friend

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

In italy they put so much cheese on their pizzas that it's falling all over the place

In certain places, too much cheese could result in a caning. Think Afghanistan.

 

[yubbers]

They need to fine ppl heavily for misuse of 911