My personal grievance against Team Russia

[arrbez]

My friends and I were greatly disturbed by the number of dirty teen 'staches (dirty sanchez's, as the kids say) on the Russian junior team.

Is it a cultural thing, to try and grow the most disgusting facial hair possible? Is this some sort of tradition, like the playoff beard in the NHL?

At any rate, this behaviour should not be encouraged. I suggest something similar to the free-condoms-in-highschool programs that run in North America, but of course with razor's instead of condoms (since these kids need to shave before they'll ever have use for a condom anyways).

Thank you for your time,

-a concerned citizen

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[Epsilon]

My friends and I were greatly disturbed by the number of dirty teen 'staches (dirty sanchez's, as the kids say) on the Russian junior team.

Is it a cultural thing, to try and grow the most disgusting facial hair possible? Is this some sort of tradition, like the playoff beard in the NHL?

At any rate, this behaviour should not be encouraged. I suggest something similar to the free-condoms-in-highschool programs that run in North America, but of course with razor's instead of condoms (since these kids need to shave before they'll ever have use for a condom anyways).

Thank you for your time,

-a concerned citizen

It's worse in some other sports. Kyle Orton's rat 'stache on the Chicago Bears is just hilariously stupid looking.

 

[Jet]

someone pls close this thread

 

[Le Golie]

Something has to be done about the unibrow as well.

 

[Oil_slick9416*]

My friends and I were greatly disturbed by the number of dirty teen 'staches (dirty sanchez's, as the kids say) on the Russian junior team.

Is it a cultural thing, to try and grow the most disgusting facial hair possible? Is this some sort of tradition, like the playoff beard in the NHL?

At any rate, this behaviour should not be encouraged. I suggest something similar to the free-condoms-in-highschool programs that run in North America, but of course with razor's instead of condoms (since these kids need to shave before they'll ever have use for a condom anyways).

Thank you for your time,

-a concerned citizen

agreed emelin looked nasty.





...in before the lock

 

[Le Golie]

Unless these kids have Jake Plummer stache potential, they should really keep it clean.

 

[Zaddik]

crap thread. lock please.

 

[octopi]

Yeah, well for the five of them that could actually grow facial hair, it looked a little freaky. You obviously missed Crosby's pathetic attempt at 'stache growing with Rimouski last year. He should be banned from
attempting to grow facial hair for life.

 

[arrbez]

crap thread. lock please.

Hey, I'm deeply concerned for the social life of these kids.

There's more important things in life than hockey, you know.

 

[arrbez]

Yeah, well for the five of them that could actually grow facial hair, it looked a little freaky. You obviously missed Crosby's pathetic attempt at 'stache growing with Rimouski last year. He should be banned from
attempting to grow facial hair for life.

ewwwwwwww, he did? pictures anyone?

 

[loudi94]

You do know what a dirty sanchez really means right?

 

[Phanuthier*]

bring in the fashion police!

maybe its the new style? next you'll probalby see Latandresse wearing lipstick, although Derian Hatcher does wear eye liner (sp?)

 

[Lobstertainment]

Calgary had a competition Last season growing Lanny MacDonald staches.

I think they quit doing it when they realised no one could grow a moustache worthy of even being in a Lanny MacDonald moustache growing compatition.

 

[arrbez]

You do know what a dirty sanchez really means right?

I don't say it, the kids do. The kids.

 

[octopi]

ewwwwwwww, he did? pictures anyone?

Unfortunatly, I don't have any. It came in very light, and he used a marker or eyebrow pencil or something to color it in....so horrible....must not poke out eyes....

 

[arrbez]

I think Kyle Wellwood should grow one.

 

[Rand]

I think Kyle Wellwood should grow one.

I don't think it's physically possible for him to grow any body hair....

 

[Lobstertainment]

I don't think it's physically possible for him to grow any body hair....

what about the top of his head?

 

[willie]

Meh. Have you seen Adam Morrison from Gonzaga? (bball player being hyped the next white hope since Larry Bird...) Puts every kid on that Russian team to shame...