My Great Gosh Neighbor is in the hospital

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Dumpster Flyers

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Pray for my Great Gosh Neighbor gang... Broke his feet. He May need foot implant`s but he is not f***ing getting mine because they are Literally Beautiful. :bow: My Great Gosh Neighbor is in Bad Bad shape and may be Burning in Heck soon....
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Jiminy Cricket

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My Great Gosh Neighbor Is Very Very Sick Gang... His Feet are Killing him. But I will be f***ing Gosh`d if I will donate my Feet to him, I Will never give these Baby`s up. My Great Gosh Neighbor can f***ing Burn in Heck before he Get`s my Feet. But I Do wish My Great Gosh Neighbor the best in his Recovery. :clap:
 

Jiminy Cricket

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MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR IS IN THE INTENSIVE FOOT UNIT. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR IS IN BAD BAD SHAPE. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR MIGHT NOT MAKE IT. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR WILL BE BURNING IN HECK SOON IF HIS FEET DONT IMPROVE. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR SHALL PERISH.............
 

Conrad McBenis

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MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR IS IN THE INTENSIVE FOOT UNIT. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR IS IN BAD BAD SHAPE. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR MIGHT NOT MAKE IT. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR WILL BE BURNING IN HECK SOON IF HIS FEET DONT IMPROVE. MY GREAT GOSH NEIGHBOR SHALL PERISH.............
Please provide an update on your Great Gosh Neighbor. I have been worried sick and unable to sleep.
 
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Jiminy Cricket

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My Great Gosh Neighbor is Goin`g 2 be Okay. His Feet have a Case of GanGreen. It`s Cover`d Under ObamaCare so He`s Goin`g 2 get the Care that he Need`s. My Great Gosh Naybor Thank`s Everyone for There Prayer`s, he Would of Perish`d without them. :clap::clap::clap:
 
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Jiminy Cricket

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I`ve been Takin`g care of my Great Gosh Neighbor`s Plant`s while He`s in the Hospital. `n` When my Great Gosh Neighbor`s Wive see`s how #Ripped i Am, She Can`t help Herselve. I Don`t Feel bad Because It`s not my Fault that my Great Gosh Neighbor Can`t Satisfy his Wive. :biglaugh: My Great Gosh Naybor Should Try Hitting the Jim once in a While, We all Know his Wive has!!! :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My Great Gosh Naybor just got Out of the hospital. `n` I have to Say. His Feet are Nasty as hell. Big Yellow ToeNail`s `n` Wrinkly Skin. He Mow`s the Lawn in Bare feet everyday `n` We have to see that. It`s No Wonder that my Great Gosh Neighbor`s wive has turned 2 Papa Jim. :yo: My Great Gosh Neighbor`s Wive has been Making regular Visit`s 2 the Cricket Household, `n` my Great Gosh Naybor still has No idea. :biglaugh: My Great Gosh Neighbor think`s that my Great Gosh Neighbor`s Wive is Just borrowing Sugar. Well let me Ask u Something. How Much Sugar Do U Need??? :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: Turn`s out my Great Gosh Neighbor`s Wive Need`s a Lot. :naughty: `n` She won`t have 2 put up with my Great Gosh Neighbor`s Nasty Nasty feet anymore, She can enjoy Mine `n` my Wive`s Beautiful Feet. :yo:
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My Great Gosh Neighbor just Text`d me Sayin`g he Found Picture`s of my Feet on his Wive`s Fone. I told him No Way, What the Hell are you Talking about. He Sen`t me the Picture`s as Proof. I Said Great Gosh Neighbor, I Don`t Give a Damb. Go f*** Yourselve, `n` hung Up. My Great Gosh Neighbor is Broke as hell after all his Medical William`s, `n` meanwhile I am *Flush With Cash.* I Already have Plan`s 2 take his Wive on a Honeymoon vacation with me `n` my Wive, just the Three of us. :biglaugh::handclap::snide::biglaugh::handclap::snide:
 

Bumpus

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My Great Gosh Neighbor just Text`d me Sayin`g he Found Picture`s of my Feet on his Wive`s Fone. I told him No Way, What the Hell are you Talking about. He Sen`t me the Picture`s as Proof. I Said Great Gosh Neighbor, I Don`t Give a Damb. Go f*** Yourselve, `n` hung Up. My Great Gosh Neighbor is Broke as hell after all his Medical William`s, `n` meanwhile I am *Flush With Cash.* I Already have Plan`s 2 take his Wive on a Honeymoon vacation with me `n` my Wive, just the Three of us. :biglaugh::handclap::snide::biglaugh::handclap::snide:
I here yore Great Gosh Neighbor is sittin’ in the back of his closet on the floor in the dark jus cryin’ an’ cryin’ an’ cryin’ all day because he can’t stand the sensation of defeet.
 
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holy

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I here yore Great Gosh Neighbor is sittin’ in the back of his closet on the floor in the dark jus cryin’ an’ cryin’ an’ cryin’ all day because he can’t stand the sensation of defeet.
Your username always reminds me of herpes. Only one letter away from heroes, so you must be a good guy.
 

Bumpus

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Your username always reminds me of herpes. Only one letter away from heroes, so you must be a good guy.
It’s more because I can’t spell syphilis without constantly looking it up first.

Why, oh why couldn’t that troupe of circus midgets have given me AIDS instead?!?
 
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