I’ve been a Metallica fan since I was 16. MoP is still my favourite album of theirs. I probably wore out a 1/2 dozen cassette tapes before CD’s were affordable.
I wrote this Parody in the Canucks GDT prior to Game 5 against Vegas when it was announced that Markstrom was injured and Thatcher Demko was in. I thought I’d share it here. Looking forward to writing some for the Jets when the Season starts.
Is the end of Playoff play
Happening today?
Vegas could be our team’s destruction.
Four lines that create fear
Danger is always near
Impressive their line up construction
Play them, you will see
Depth scoring is what we need
Dedicated to
Advancing past Round 2
We must play faster (faster)
We’re starting Thatcher (Thatcher)
His turn came faster (faster)
We’re starting Thatcher!, Thatcher!
Thatcher Demko you’re starting this game
Praying you have night of your dreams
Even if you lose it won’t be a thing
We’re proud of you and you’ll hear us scream
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
We’re proud of you all, yes we will all scream
Thatcher!,Thatcher!
The Press it finds the way
To make some of us betray
Coaches reasons becoming clearer
Overplayed Marky?
Demko in Game three?
It’s all in the rearview mirror
Tonight yes, we will see
What is in our #1B
Dedicated to
The future for all of you
Will it be a disaster (disaster)
We’re starting Thatcher (Thatcher)
D-men move the puck faster (faster)
We’re starting Thatcher!, Thatcher!
Thatcher Demko starting behind this Team
Praying you have the game of your dreams
Even if you lose it won’t be a thing
We’re proud of you, now hear us scream
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
We’re proud of you all, yes hear us scream
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
(Thatcher,
Thatcher,
Thatcher,
Thatcher)
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
Here's the chance that you've been after
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
Opportunity tonight
Laughter!
Laughter!
Vegas is cocky with laughter
Laughter!
Laughter!
Laughing until tonight
f*** them!
Losing years are in the Past
We know not to forget too fast
But we don’t hope without a reason
End of never-ending maze
We now have brighter days
Thank you all for this Post-Season
Soon the elite we’ll occupy
Fans of our opponents will then cry
Our Boys learned lessons too
And will run the NHL through
We must play faster (faster)
We’re starting Thatcher (Thatcher)
His turn came faster (faster)
We’re starting
Thatcher! Thatcher!
Thatcher Demko starting behind this Team
Praying you have the game of your dreams
Even if you lose it won’t be a thing
We’re proud of you, now hear us scream
Thatcher!
Thatcher!
We’re proud of you all, yes hear us scream
Thatcher!
Thatcher!