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[NotOpie]

 

[Blueline Bomber]

The one on the left, because the giraffe's neck is long, not its torso.

The question I've commonly heard about centaurs is whether or not they qualify as insects, because they have 6 appendages. But since centaurs presumably have a vetabre, that would disqualify them as being insectoid.

My head canon is that a centaur isn't actually half man, half horse. It's simply a parasite that looks like half a horse. It uses the body of whatever species it can find (traditionally a human) to make the upper half of a body, and controls its movements through the lower half.

 

[hangman005]

The one on the left, because the giraffe's neck is long, not its torso.

The question I've commonly heard about centaurs is whether or not they qualify as insects, because they have 6 appendages. But since centaurs presumably have a vetabre, that would disqualify them as being insectoid.

My head canon is that a centaur isn't actually half man, half horse. It's simply a parasite that looks like half a horse. It uses the body of whatever species it can find (traditionally a human) to make the upper half of a body, and controls its movements through the lower half.

Should we be concerned how much thought you've put into this

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Should we be concerned how much thought you've put into this

Mythology was one of my interests growing up. And I may have run a D&D session or two with parasitic centaurs. Everyone's a tough guy until that centaur detatches its upper half and tried to swallow you whole.

 

[AD Skinner]

The rest of the interview will be centaur questions

 

[Unhinged Finn]

My head canon is that a centaur isn't actually half man, half horse. It's simply a parasite that looks like half a horse. It uses the body of whatever species it can find (traditionally a human) to make the upper half of a body, and controls its movements through the lower half.

Parasite or not, some people are controlled by their lower half.