man booked for car sex

[kingskring]

DAYTON, OH (FOX19) -
A Dayton, Ohio man accused of attempting to have sex with a parked van was jailed Tuesday after a witness called police.

According to WDTN, a neighbor told police the suspect was pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign around 8 p.m. near the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street. Responding officers took an apparently intoxicated Michael Henson into custody at the scene, according to the police report. He was only wearing shorts and shoes when officers found him.

The woman who called 911 told officers that she saw him pull his shorts down and attempt to have sex with the front grill of a parked van. The alleged sex act went on “for a while†until he later passed out in a nearby yard, according to WDTN.

He was charged with two counts of public indecency and is currently being held in the Montgomery County Jail.

http://www.fox19.com/story/32783264/man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van

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[Satan]

The alleged sex act went on “for a while” until he later passed out in a nearby yard

poor guy got exhausted

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Was a lube job required?

As for him getting arrested well...them's the brakes I guess.

 

[BigMac1212]

Is that even possible?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is that even possible?

I'm assuming if your wiener's small enough then sure....

 

[hotcarle]

I'm assuming if your wiener's small enough then sure....

I guess it depends on the car's emblem. I heard 4 dudes can bang an audi at once.

 

[Paneerboy]

I'm assuming if your wiener's small enough then sure....

I'm sure if you're at least able to stick it into the tailpipe you're okay

 

[hotcarle]

I'm sure if you're at least able to stick it into the tailpipe you're okay

You should check to see if it's still hot first..you know..if you're into that sort of thing...

 

[Paneerboy]

You should check to see if it's still hot first..you know..if you're into that sort of thing...

It just isn't enjoyable without a toasty warm tailpipe

 

[HisIceness]

The look on the guys face in the article says it all. It must have been van-tastic!

 

[Paneerboy]

The look on the guys face in the article says it all. It must have been van-tastic!

You sir, are God

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

Was there consent given?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm sure if you're at least able to stick it into the tailpipe you're okay

But he might have wanted the tailpipe up his tailpipe for all we know??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is the van ok?? It must be so confused.....

 

[Paneerboy]

But he might have wanted the tailpipe up his tailpipe for all we know??

I'm sure the gear shift is much more comfortable

 

[KaseMeOutside]

just imagine what he sleeps with when he's sober

 

[The Gongshow]

Jiffy Lube

 

[RayP]

These are some of the worst puns I've ever seen.



You all should feel bad.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm sure the gear shift is much more comfortable

True but do you give a **** about comfort when you're drunk?? Usually no.

 

[kingskring]

These are some of the worst puns I've ever seen.



You all should feel bad.

I disagree

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wonder if it was fast and furious???

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

I guess it depends on the car's emblem. I heard 4 dudes can bang an audi at once.

We got seven in my wrangler at one time

 

[karnige]

yolo. no regerts

 

[Goonzilla]

For some reason this reminds me of the one about the Irishman who tried to blow up a car..he burnt his lips on the tailpipe.

 

[HanSolo]