Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story

[Jiminy Cricket]

Well It`s Winter Folk`s `n` U Know wat That mean`s -- I Was Literally shoppe-ing aroun`d @ The Home Depo for Lawm Mower`s, when the Sale`s Associate Stop`d me `n` Said:

Jame`s, your Beautiful.

`n` I Said:

Yes Mam, I Know, But I`m Literally Marold. My Wive has Beautiful feet `n` Every1 Know`s this.

`n` She Got Xtremely angry `n` Said,

Jame`s, I`m going 2 Beet the f*** out of U With this Knive!

`n` That`s when I Realize`d:

I Am Literally Beautiful. ​

I am Literally Inciting Violen`Ce over My Beauty, Rite here in The Home Depo! I`m literally Jus`t shoppin`g aroun`d for Lawm Mower`s, `n` this Wooman is getting Xtremely upset over How Beautiful I Am! Goodness Gosh!

Tune in2 P`B`S @ 9 PM this Wensday for Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story.

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[Urblock]

Gosh bless

 

[HansonBro]

Depo crasher

 

[VickAshley]

Well It`s Winter Folk`s `n` U Know wat That mean`s -- I Was Literally shoppe-ing aroun`d @ The Home Depo for Lawm Mower`s, when the Sale`s Associate Stop`d me `n` Said:

Jame`s, your Beautiful.

`n` I Said:

Yes Mam, I Know, But I`m Literally Marold. My Wive has Beautiful feet `n` Every1 Know`s this.

`n` She Got Xtremely angry `n` Said,

Jame`s, I`m going 2 Beet the **** out of U With this Knive!

`n` That`s when I Realize`d:

I Am Literally Beautiful. ​

I am Literally Inciting Violen`Ce over My Beauty, Rite here in The Home Depo! I`m literally Jus`t shoppin`g aroun`d for Lawm Mower`s, `n` this Wooman is getting Xtremely upset over How Beautiful I Am! Goodness Gosh!

Tune in2 P`B`S @ 9 PM this Wensday for Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story.

If some women were ever to try to beat me up with a knife or any other weapon (gun) I would literally dis-arm her from her weapon and swiftly issue a palm strike into her nose-bone which would then likely lodge into the inside of her brain because I am trained in Krav Maga style self-defence and I have a zero-tolerance policy regarding being attacked by anyone, ever, for anything and will defend my life with extreme prejudice, tenacity, veracity, ferocity, and velocity.

 

[sdf]

tu tu tu la la la

 

[sdf]

how we can know that she not said "you an ugly asshole jimmi i kill you right now" and you not changed it in your way

 

[John Price]

marold

 

[VickAshley]

how we can know that she not said "you an ugly ******* jimmi i kill you right now" and you not changed it in your way

huh?

 

[VickAshley]

tu tu tu la la la

what?

 

[sdf]

huh?

Go learn english

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN.

Damn. Incels were right all along...

 

[Bumpus]

If some women were ever to try to beat me up with a knife or any other weapon (gun) I would literally dis-arm her from her weapon and swiftly issue a palm strike into her nose-bone which would then likely lodge into the inside of her brain because I am trained in Krav Maga style self-defence and I have a zero-tolerance policy regarding being attacked by anyone, ever, for anything and will defend my life with extreme prejudice, tenacity, veracity, ferocity, and velocity.

Would you utilize spaghetti?

 

[LarryFisherman]

LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN.

yuh, just that you have to say this so bold and beautifully tells me everything I need to know bout you

incel on, incel. enjoy that warmed up ziplock of petroleum jelly, cuz it's the closest that d gets to the genuine article.

 

[LarryFisherman]

last night, i f***ed my wife with a condom on, just to see how miserable all you std ridden f***s have it.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am Literally Gorgeous.​

 

[Mike Mills]

last night, i ****ed my wife with a condom on, just to see how miserable all you std ridden ****s have it.

That doesn’t even come close to how miserable my existence is.

 

[LarryFisherman]

That doesn’t even come close to how miserable my existence is.

oh yeah, i still finished in her mouth. i'm living where the air is clean, brother

but, no worries. ilu and don't include you in the heap of sadness that is @Jiminy Cricket and his entire existence, start to finish. you're 100 tiers higher than that nonsense.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am Literally Beautiful ​

 

[Mike Mills]

oh yeah, i still finished in her mouth. i'm living where the air is clean, brother

but, no worries. ilu and don't include you in the heap of sadness that is @Jiminy Cricket and his entire existence, start to finish. you're 100 tiers higher than that nonsense.

Wow I’m glad I’ve impressed you so much in the few days I’ve been posting here.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

List of people who are Literally f***ing Mad:

• Stanley Getz

 

[Kevs Security]

When 2Pacz said to Biggie "that is why I f***ed your wife you fat motherf***er" I really felt that

 

[LarryFisherman]

When 2Pacz said to Biggie "that is why I ****ed your wife you fat mother****er" I really felt that

bruh you're a little bitch but that verse fire. respect.

 

[member 157595]

bruh you're a little ***** but that verse fire. respect.

Love that song. Guy was so good.

 

[sdf]

I seriously doubt that anyone who post in this place are beautiful and isn't a virgin