Listen. Does Wendy's have square cows?

[Butchered]

Please discuss.

It is literally the only option that makes sense.

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[Bones Malone]

Yes

 

[Dog]

I'm vegan

 

[Dog]

My body is a ****ing temple and I respect it.

 

[Butchered]

I've heard Wendy's has square vegetables on their secret menu. It's literally the only option that makes sense.

Please discuss.

 

[Bones Malone]

My body is a ****ing temple and I respect it.

Your body is a wonderland

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Rsklhgbgvykkjhhkll

 

[tarheelhockey]

Does everywhere else have spherical cows?

 

[KrisLetAngry]

What shape is a cow usually

 

[Butchered]

Does everywhere else have spherical cows?

It is literally the only option that makes sense.

 

[Butchered]

For those asking, this is the standard American cow shape:

That's why all the burgers are round. Wendy's has special square cows that they can pack into their cages tighter.

 

[Dog]

For those asking, this is the standard American cow shape:

That's why all the burgers are round. Wendy's has special square cows that they can pack into their cages tighter.

You're trying to force this, and you are doing a terrible job.

 

[tarheelhockey]

For those asking, this is the standard American cow shape:

Americans

 

[Xelebes]

How now round cow.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I feel the stupid all around me...

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Dat cow though

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Yes.

 

[irunthepeg]

Would love a Baconator right now tbqh fam, but I can't

 

[Butchered]

Yes.

That avatar lookin right

 

[Butchered]

Would love a Baconator right now tbqh fam, but I can't

Do they not have the square cows in Canadia?

 

[John Price]

Ask Monabae

 

[irunthepeg]

I feel the stupid all around me...

maybe you need to look internally to find the source of all that stupidity...

 

[irunthepeg]

Do they not have the square cows in Canadia?

they do but... i'm vegan

 

[Butchered]

Your body is a ****ing temple.

 

[irunthepeg]

My body is a ****ing temple