Leaving the toilet seat down is a f***ing scam

[Jiminy Cricket]

My wive has been complaining about me leaving the toilet seat up, but guess what? It's just as much effort to put the seat up as it is to put the seat down. This complaint is a f***ing scam and has been all along. I've since put locks on the toilet so that I'm the only one who can use it, and my kids have been forced to do their business outside! Take that, family!

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[Ceremony]

A man after my own heart, James.

 

[Hockeyholic]

I hate when people visit and leave my toilet seat up. Like your a visitor. It was down. So put it down. Show respect.

I also have to have my girl hide the toilet paper. I have a weird phobia of it.

 

[Bumpus]

I just use the sink. Much more convenient.

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[Tarantula]

I just use the sink. Much more convenient.

Seemed like a good idea, until a co-worker walked in, awkward....

 

[Bumpus]

Seemed like a good idea, until a co-worker walked in, awkward....

"There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock."
-Monty

 

[irunthepeg]

my gf's mom gets mad if I don't leave the toilet seat down and the lid up... like if I leave them both down, she gets mad

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Guy problem`s, am i Rite? HAPPY WIVE, HAPPY LIVE.

 

[CrazyMonkey1208]

See I close the lid along with the seat- if I have to lift a something to go, so do you! #equality