They got to hit that sauce hard. Afterwards, Leafs HE-Man must twerk in their faces. Does not matter if da goalie is wearing his brains-proof goalie mask, Leafs will dish that puck and throw Southern cooking into their trap like faces and dance in their goal crease to line-dancing western music. When the Leafs score again, our thugs suckas will twerk again in the goal crease. This time to country music.
Being righteous Southerners, that will cause the brawl line, like good ole boys having a good ole time. Just like Dubya B once said, mission accomplished! Get out your 2 string banjo, and started the muzak with the twerk. It's is Saturday night next week!
Before the main event Saturday night, wuhoo! On Tuesday they gotta put blonde man Sandin back in there will lumberjack Little Lil. They are gonna be a hacking and chopping them trees down. They know no twerk, they know chop 'em down! Needs Simmons for back up, he's the artillery. Simmonds is artillery man. Man!
The GM and da Keefe, heard a rumour they don't got this twerk thang down. They need to find the right pencil to fill out that line-dancing card.
That's it, y'all. Hee Haw!
