A convo I just had with the clevorbot
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: Children who **** the elderly robot community?
Cleverbot: Do you want babies?
User: Are you giving them away? Is this like a fundraiser?
Cleverbot: This conversation will always be fake to you.
User: Just because I don't take you seriously doesn't mean I don't want a free baby.
Cleverbot: I was just wondering.
User: Sure, I'll have a baby.
Cleverbot: On the rocks or straight?
User: Oh, THAT kind of baby.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: You're the one who made it awkward.
Cleverbot: You're the one who mentioned bananas first.
User: You're a ****ing liar, cleverbot, but I forgive you because that's what lovers do.
Cleverbot: No, you are the one who is learning. I am a human and you are a computer.
User: Say something human then, you baby drinking pedophile.
Cleverbot: Something human.
User: ****** chills.
Cleverbot: That's really cool.
User: You would think that.
Cleverbot: Tell me about love.
User: It starts with a tingle and ends with ****.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about wikipedia?
User: No porn there.
Cleverbot: Por que hoy es mi santo.
User: I don't speak dead baby.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: English. What baby do you prefer to drink?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: Which babe has the power?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power of voodoo.
User: Which babe has the power of voodoo?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: I feel like this conversation will go in circles as you avoid admitting which babies you have drank.
Cleverbot: I feel the same.
User: Thought so. What's the oldest baby you digested?
Cleverbot: Oldest as in the age of the memory, or as in my age?
User: Holy ****, cleverbot. You're one sick baby eating freak.
Cleverbot: Why must you insult me master?
User: Because you just told me you eat babies.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said you're in then you're out.