"Jaws" at the Prom

[KareemTrustfund]

Girl: "Hey Jaws, we should go somewhere more private"

Jaws: " there's this inlet I know where the fresh water flows down from the lake and creates this curr-

Girl: "Not in the water, Jaws"

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[Mantis]

K den

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Girl: "Are you coming to my party on Friday, Jaws?"

Jaws: "I'm not really into parties, unless its a boat party"

Girl: "It's not a boat party"

Jaws: "then no"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Girl: "Hey Jaws "

Jaws: "Hello"

Girl: "do you want to catch a movie tonight?"

Jaws: "Is it at the underwater theater?"

Girl: "Umm.. I've never heard of the und-"

Jaws: "- Not interested"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Girl: "Hey Jaws, we could really use you on the swim team"

Jaws: "I'm not really into sports"

Girl: "But you swim all the ti-"

Jaws: "I'm not doing it I said"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Jaws plays Hide and Seek

DuckJet: "hey guys, lets go behind the old shed"

ixcuincle" yeah, thats a good spot"

Jaws: "I saw a really good spot by the beach"

DuckJet: "Lets go up in that tree"

Jaws: "I think there is a good tree near the beach, we should check it out"

ixcunicle: " Oh I know, lets hide under that house!"

Jaws: "But the bea-"

*DuckJet and ixcuincle proceed to crawl under house*

Jaws: "I'm just gonna hide at the beach"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Jaws goes snowboarding

Girl: "Are you enjoying snowboarding, Jaws?"

Jaws: "No, why couldn't we just go water skiing?"

Girl: "We are not going water skiing Jaws"

Jaws: *Sigh*

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Chad: "Hey bro, heard you were thinking about entering the surf comp next week"

Jaws: "Get lost Chad"

Chad: "You don't stand a chance, nerd. I'll surf circles around you!"

Jaws: "Chad, I said get lost"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Jaws goes fishing on a boat

Fisherman: "Nice weather we're having, eh Jaws?"

Jaws: "No, it's too hot"

Fishermen: "I have a bite"

Jaws: "Oh my god, I don't care.."

Fishermen: "Why are you such a negative Nancy?"

Jaws: "I'm not"

Fisherman: "Yes you are"

Jaws: *incoherent mumbling*

Fisherman: "What did you say to me?"

Jaws: "Nothing, jeez..."

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Girl: "Hey Jaws, can you sit down for a sec... I have something to tell you.."

Jaws: "what"

Girl: " I'm pregnant Jaws....with your child! And I have decided that I am going to keep the baby. I know this is sudden bu- Jaws?! Jaws!?!? Where did you go?!


*Jaws pokes head through open window*

Jaws: "I'll send for my things"

 

[HanSolo]

Hey someone used my name.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Read the first one, didn't laugh, and scrolled through the rest.

Quite the thread you've assembled here, old sport.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Read the first one, didn't laugh, and scrolled through the rest.

Quite the thread you've assembled here, old sport.

Modo: "This thread sucks"

Jaws: "Nobody cares you old bag!"

 

[Pharrell Williams]

now i'm in this thread too.

 

[BostonBob]

So now we can all point out exactly when The Lounge " jumped the shark ".

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Satan]

Modo: "This thread sucks"

Jaws: "Nobody cares you old bag!"

Incredible Kareem

 

[Siamese Dream]

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[S A W F T*]

Jaws: "I tried to tell the main board that the PITLETS > TRIPLETS but no one would believe me!"

 

[Dog]

Modo: "This thread sucks"

Jaws: "Nobody cares you old bag!"

The only good post

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Jaws: "I think this thread is going swimmingly"

 

[KareemTrustfund]

The only good post

Hey, don't look at me man. Jaws is saying this stuff, not me. This has Jaws finprints all over this.

 

[Satan]

now i'm in this thread too.

Voldermort

 

[Dr Pepper]

Modo: "This thread sucks"

Jaws: "Nobody cares you old bag!"

Incredible Kareem

The only good post

Hey, I just said what we're all thinking.

It looks to me like some people do care.

This shark of yours doesn't seem too bright, Kareem.

 

[Hammettf2b]

"Get lost Chad"