Welcome to the dark (dumb) side, team. Glad to have you all.
Trade his ass, and for the best return of futures you can get. Some team out there that thinks they're right on the cusp of taking the next step will pay big, and teams in that position likely only started seriously thinking about contending recently, so fleece 'em for their best prospect and a 1st rounder and run away laughing. -edit- Find a team that's been bad recently but is making strides to compete. They'll have some very highly regarded prospects in their system, and with this prospect cupboard, a blue chipper at literally any position would be a huge add.
A top-5 pick (their own) and someone else's 20-25th overall goes a long way toward putting a couple supporting pieces in place for the post-Sid era, which is only a bit over a season and a half away.