Is Nikishin coming?
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Nikishin Go Boom
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Elite prospects sats his deal is through 24-25. He did sign a 3 year deal when traded to SKA. We assume EP is right but it could be 25-26.
AD Skinner
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Jesus man there’s some things you just don’t talk about in public
Derailed75
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A dark stormy night, a sitter watching 2 sleeping children.
The phone rings "Hello?" says the sitter. On the other end a a slow raspy voice replies "The Viper is coming" and hangs up. The sitter laughs as she is sure its friends of hers pranking her. A few minutes later the phone rings again. With some indignation the sitter answer a little louder "Hello?". Again the old raspy voice says "The Viper is coming" and hangs up the phone. No the sitter is getting a little nervous knowing her friends dont have the conviction to carry on a prank like this. The phone rings again. This time with fear in her voice the sitter answers again "hello?". Like before the only reply is "The Viper is coming". Not knowing what to do the sitter is considering calling the police, but decides to call the home owners, getting their voice mail and hearing another adults voice on it calms her down and she decides to let it go. 30 Minutes later there is a knock on the door, terrified the sitter yells to the door "who are you what do you want" at first theres no reply so she goes to the window and peaks out, where she sees a little old man in coveralls with a bucket and a squeegee. In a sweet little old man voice he says "I am the viper I am here to vipe the vindows"
The phone rings "Hello?" says the sitter. On the other end a a slow raspy voice replies "The Viper is coming" and hangs up. The sitter laughs as she is sure its friends of hers pranking her. A few minutes later the phone rings again. With some indignation the sitter answer a little louder "Hello?". Again the old raspy voice says "The Viper is coming" and hangs up the phone. No the sitter is getting a little nervous knowing her friends dont have the conviction to carry on a prank like this. The phone rings again. This time with fear in her voice the sitter answers again "hello?". Like before the only reply is "The Viper is coming". Not knowing what to do the sitter is considering calling the police, but decides to call the home owners, getting their voice mail and hearing another adults voice on it calms her down and she decides to let it go. 30 Minutes later there is a knock on the door, terrified the sitter yells to the door "who are you what do you want" at first theres no reply so she goes to the window and peaks out, where she sees a little old man in coveralls with a bucket and a squeegee. In a sweet little old man voice he says "I am the viper I am here to vipe the vindows"
Navin R Slavin
Fifth line center
this is a literal dad joke my dad told me this joke 40 years ago
Derailed75
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I'm aware. I'm not some great writer this is plagiarism and I fully admit to it.
tarheelhockey
Offside Review Specialist
The GOAT Cub Scout campfire story.
It also contains a plot hole from a current child’s point of view — why would the wiper call the babysitter on her phone? If you tell them he called the “house phone” be prepared for the answer you’re about to get.
Derailed75
Registered User
Time ruining good jokes. Damn you technology damn you cell phones
Theme song for the summer of '25. (Sung to CSNY's "Ohio")
Tin Dmen
Nikishin's coming
We finally got our man
This summer he'll sign that contract
Four million per ann
Navin R Slavin
Fifth line center
I started to write another verse, but then remembered the original second verse and said "nah, too dark even for this group"
Events this weekend perhaps making Ru more difficult to predict the future.
Could make him available sooner.
Could make him available sooner.
I’d be more concerned with him just staying alive at this point. Things could go sideways very quickly at this point.
Nevwr circled back - thanks for the response
Also thanks to you all for gibing me a chuckle with this thread.. poems scary stories and a picture - wasnt expecting this level of engagement lol
Negan4Coach
Fantastic and Stochastic
LakeLivin
Armchair Quarterback
"Is Nikishin coming?"
That's a very personal question for a public hockey forum, no?
