If you could have a sit down conversastion with any player...

[Boy Hedican]

I’m a little biased, but my first choice would be Thornton. The guys all personality, likes Howard stern, loves to fish and throw bbqs, probably hella fun to chill with. Next would be Burns. In fact, when he first moved here he used to tweet his bike rides so people could join him. Wish I took advantage of that.

 

[member 116861]

Paul Stastny.

Why did he break my heart and leave Colorado?

 

[Healthy DiPietro]

I'd ask Tommy Söderström how awkward the phone call was after Bobby Clarke traded him for sleeping with his daughter.

 

[GordieHowsUrBreath]

Sean Avery, but definitely not for tips on picking up women.

you're just worried about getting his sloppy seconds

 

[Filatov2Kovalev2Bonk]

Bryzgalov

This. This guy or Danny "All Star" Heatley and I'm off to the races.