If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? (I'm dying)

[Hammettf2b]

Well boys, I've come to realize that the end is near. My sinus infection just hasn't gone away yet and that means only 1 thing. You guessed it. I must be dying. I want to thank all the nice people of the LNGE for bringing such joy on a daily basis. I don't know what this terminally ill guy would do without you people. The following things is my will and testament that I leave with my attorney DuckJet.

1. My brand new PC goes to IX. He needs it more than anyone right now as his current PC is outdated and quite frankly horrendous.

2. My PS4 and games go to irunthepeg so he can finally play Chel with the Boys.

3. My music collection goes to Ray because he needs it more than anyone right now. His lack of music knowledge is quite depressing and I think my collection will do him some good.

4. My car goes to Chippah. I feel like he would be the person that can appreciate such a beast.

5. And finally, my debt goes to IX's parents. Lord knows they can afford it seeing as they bought a house and season tickets to sports teams including some weird womans soccer team for their son.

In conclusion,

It was fun while it lasted, but I'm afraid the time has come to meet my demise. This bird, is finally free...

Signed,

Hammettf2b

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[AINEC*]

Can I have some cash before you die?

Thanks, cya

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Nooo

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Disappointed the word bequeath wasn't used.
3/10

 

[Dog]

Thanks for nothing, ******

 

[Bones Malone]

RIP my friend

4. My car goes to Chippah. I feel like he would be the person that can appreciate such a beast.

I'll treat her with the love and respect she deserves, in your honor.

 

[Bones Malone]

Thanks for nothing, ******

You got what you deserved you peesa gahbige

 

[Dog]

You got what you deserved you peesa gahbige

I love you

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What do I get??

 

[Hammettf2b]

What do I get??

You can have my VHS version of Metallica's Live **** Binge and Purge if you want.

 

[irunthepeg]

holy **** wow thank you so much i will make u proud and yell at ix about how much he sucks

 

[John Price]

1) take drugs

2) how is my computer horrendous when it's just as good as yours other than the SSD?

 

[The Gongshow]

Farewell old friend

 

[Hammettf2b]

1) take drugs

2) how is my computer horrendous when it's just as good as yours other than the SSD?

 

[irunthepeg]

i love hammett i will always play as a detroit red wing on chel in his honour

 

[Bob Richards]

Free Bird may be overplayed but its a top tier song.

 

[CaptainBenn]

I dont know u so no

 

[John Price]

Since when did I have women's soccer season tickets

 

[irunthepeg]

@dr mantis - PLEASE can you do anything to save him

 

[Bee Sheriff]

RIP Cali buddy

 

[Hammettf2b]

Since when did I have women's soccer season tickets

You sent snaps of some random woman's soccer game a bunch of times.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

You sent snaps of some random woman's soccer game a bunch of times.

he's not actually at the game he's just putting his phone very close to his curved screen to give the impression he's at games

 

[Mantis]

@dr mantis - PLEASE can you do anything to save him

I will try my damndest.

Actually he did not leave me anything so no

 

[The Gongshow]

savage

 

[John Price]

he's not actually at the game he's just putting his phone very close to his curved screen to give the impression he's at games

Nope I'm there