I ran across this story on Deadspin about former Ranger Sean Pronger and Gretzky, and it gave me a good laugh. I figured you guys might enjoy it.
http://deadspin.com/5974950/i-was-w...nhl-journeyman-picks-the-wrong-night-to-drink
From November 1998 to February 1999 I was a Ranger and a teammate of Wayne Gretzky. Any chance I got to hang out with him I did—although most of the time he had no idea we were hanging out. If we were getting off the bus to go to a restaurant, I would hang back and wait until Gretz (that's what his buddies call him, I think) walked by and I'd file in behind him.
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And he'd be right to do so. My first chance to play with the Great One and I had a bad case of the brown-bottle flu.
OK, calm down. Breathe deeply. You can do this.
I jumped in the shower and drenched myself in freezing cold water. Time to wake up and get ready to go. Now, I know what you're thinking. Slow down, Chris's brother! It's not like you're playing the Islanders tonight. This is practice, after all.
http://deadspin.com/5974950/i-was-w...nhl-journeyman-picks-the-wrong-night-to-drink