Jiminy Cricket
#TeamMeat
- Mar 9, 2014
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Imagine "hustling" to first base on the 0.1% chance of an error when I could just casually jog back to the dugout and save my energy. I'm not risking an injury for a one in a million chance of getting on base when I'm paid to hit home runs anyway. The manager chewed me out constantly and even benched me for a game but he was a f***ing joke. The team wasn't winning without me so I never ran out ground balls and didn't give a flying f***.