I Hate Dogs

John Price

Gang Gang
Sep 19, 2008
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I hate how difficult it is to adopt a dog. I have to fill in fifty forms and go through a background check just to get a pooch. It's not a weapon it's a dog. Just give me a dog.
 

RichWVU

Registered User
Sep 17, 2014
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I'm sorry that you're such a terrible person that you can't even make friends with a dog.
 

VoluntaryDom

Formerly DominicBoltsFan / Ⓐ / ✞
Oct 31, 2016
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I am neutral on dogs. While they are very friendly and fluffy, they are smelly and high-maintenance.

I personally used to have one but he died :( he was 16 though so he lived a long life. He died when I was like 5.
 

crump

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Feb 26, 2004
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Ontariariario
Best way to get over your hatred of something and overcome your ignorance is to actually get one. You can have mine.:naughty:
 

67 others

Registered User
Jul 30, 2010
3,000
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Moose country
Who else hates dogs?

I hate APBT's.
Its amazing how many people defend those dogs. They were bred hundreds of generations to bait bears and Bulls and kill other dogs in fighting pits and never quit even when gored half to death and are genetically hardwired berzerkers that can snap at a minutes notice with no warning REGARDLESS of how they are raised.

Even with perfect training from experts from birth, we see instances of them snapping and mauling children, murdering other dogs out of the blue. I hate seeing stories from owners saying "he showed no previous signs of....". It doesn't matter.

Like any dogs a Pitbull can be a good family dog and loyal pet with almost no problems.

Unlike almost no other dog however PitBulls mostly cannot escape decades of selecting breeding that was focused on one thing. that is making it a great killing machine.

To accomplish that Pitbulls have been bred to :

- attack without signalling. Whereas most dogs will warn before attacking, in the Pit fight world signaling an attack can see the fight over before it starts. For pet owners that means IF they get one that does attack there is typically little warning prior and why you almost always hear from the owners 'he showed no signs prior.'

- Once an attack is commenced always complete it with a kill. Again in Pit fighting world stopping and showing mercy can cost the winning dog his life. So when you attack ensure they are truly dead. Almost all other dog breeds, unless trained specifically to attack, attack to establish space or territory. Once established they typically back off causing injury but rarely death.

Its basically like being a beekeeper with Africanized bees.

Pittbull apologists and SJW's blah blah over "Crappy owners giving this dog a bad name". But even expert trained pittbulls are genetically prone to suddenly snapping out of the blue.

WHY exactly are pits popular with felons and dirtbag owners?...is the real question


Why dont these jerks gravitate toward labs, retrievers, poodles, etc.?

What is it about labs and retrievers that makes them unappealing to pit lovers

What traits or characteristics of Pit Bulls make them so attractive to dirtbag owners?

Why are Pit Bulls considered the p4p of dog fighting....what traits do they have that make them the GOAT fighting dogs


Why can't labs or retrievers have success in the dog fighting ring?

When you answer these questions truthfully and honestly, it would be a real head scratcher as to why anyone would want one of these dogs as a FAMILY pet.
 

WeWantTacos

they said aw-reety an' they was aw-righty
Apr 6, 2012
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Brett Hallway
I hate APBT's.
Its amazing how many people defend those dogs. They were bred hundreds of generations to bait bears and Bulls and kill other dogs in fighting pits and never quit even when gored half to death and are genetically hardwired berzerkers that can snap at a minutes notice with no warning REGARDLESS of how they are raised.

Even with perfect training from experts from birth, we see instances of them snapping and mauling children, murdering other dogs out of the blue. I hate seeing stories from owners saying "he showed no previous signs of....". It doesn't matter.

Like any dogs a Pitbull can be a good family dog and loyal pet with almost no problems.

Unlike almost no other dog however PitBulls mostly cannot escape decades of selecting breeding that was focused on one thing. that is making it a great killing machine.

To accomplish that Pitbulls have been bred to :

- attack without signalling. Whereas most dogs will warn before attacking, in the Pit fight world signaling an attack can see the fight over before it starts. For pet owners that means IF they get one that does attack there is typically little warning prior and why you almost always hear from the owners 'he showed no signs prior.'

- Once an attack is commenced always complete it with a kill. Again in Pit fighting world stopping and showing mercy can cost the winning dog his life. So when you attack ensure they are truly dead. Almost all other dog breeds, unless trained specifically to attack, attack to establish space or territory. Once established they typically back off causing injury but rarely death.

Its basically like being a beekeeper with Africanized bees.

Pittbull apologists and SJW's blah blah over "Crappy owners giving this dog a bad name". But even expert trained pittbulls are genetically prone to suddenly snapping out of the blue.

WHY exactly are pits popular with felons and dirtbag owners?...is the real question


Why dont these jerks gravitate toward labs, retrievers, poodles, etc.?

What is it about labs and retrievers that makes them unappealing to pit lovers

What traits or characteristics of Pit Bulls make them so attractive to dirtbag owners?

Why are Pit Bulls considered the p4p of dog fighting....what traits do they have that make them the GOAT fighting dogs


Why can't labs or retrievers have success in the dog fighting ring?

When you answer these questions truthfully and honestly, it would be a real head scratcher as to why anyone would want one of these dogs as a FAMILY pet.

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ChicagoBlues

Terraformers
Oct 24, 2006
15,802
6,643
Dogs are filthy, nasty, loud, whiny, goopy, drippy, needy, whiny.....ummmm did I say whiny?

People let them take a dump and then track it into the house, onto the carpet and floors, onto clothes because they are annoying and jumpy, onto the couch, into owners' beds......etc etc

Disgusting, filthy creatures that should be kept outdoors at all times.

But there is one thing I hate more than dogs.

Can you guess?
 

MetalheadPenguinsFan

Registered User
Sep 17, 2009
66,924
20,759
Canada
Dogs are filthy, nasty, loud, whiny, goopy, drippy, needy, whiny.....ummmm did I say whiny?

People let them take a dump and then track it into the house, onto the carpet and floors, onto clothes because they are annoying and jumpy, onto the couch, into owners' beds......etc etc

Disgusting, filthy creatures that should be kept outdoors at all times.

But there is one thing I hate more than dogs.

Can you guess?

Yourself for not being smart enough to know how to train a dog properly??
 

ChicagoBlues

Terraformers
Oct 24, 2006
15,802
6,643
Dog owners.

No matter how well-trained a dog is, it is still dirty, nasty, whiny, drippy......uhhhhh.....whiny......you get the picture.....

I do not own a dog and never will.

They are disgusting.

If you own a dog, then I hate you too.

Have a great day!

[PILE OF STEAMING DOG POOP EMOJI]
 

Sniper99

Registered User
Jan 12, 2011
12,999
5,932
Edmonton
Dog owners.

No matter how well-trained a dog is, it is still dirty, nasty, whiny, drippy......uhhhhh.....whiny......you get the picture.....

I do not own a dog and never will.

They are disgusting.

If you own a dog, then I hate you too.

Have a great day!

[PILE OF STEAMING DOG POOP EMOJI]

Dogs rule Cats drool. Bring on the hate.
 

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