I am so drunk.

[Pharrell Williams]

Look, I have made a thread about being drunk. As you can tell, I am a very cool person. I consumed alcohol, I am cool. Do you drink alcohol? Because I do as evidenced by the fact that I made this thread. I'm cool.

Click to read more...

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Harambe wasn't just a gorilla

 

[Stand Witness]

the dude

 

[KingTux]

What do you drink

 

[ruhroh*]

Look, I have made a thread about being drunk. As you can tell, I am a very cool person. I consumed alcohol, I am cool. Do you drink alcohol? Because I do as evidenced by the fact that I made this thread. I'm cool.

I think you're not drunk at all. Also, you're about as cool as a dog turd on my jogging train.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yes I drink.

I'll drink beer, vodka, Jägermeister, or Scotch.

Havana Club 7 Cuban rum (the real **** from Cuba) is good too.

 

[Masao]

I remember once buying a bottle of vodka to practice making mojitos

I was getting the recipe wrong, but I kept drinking what I was making in order to taste. I ended up drinking a good chunk of that bottle of vodka. I think I passed out. It's kind of a blur. For some reason I vaguely remember ordering pizza and paying the delivery guy while I was passed out. It was really strange.

 

[Hansen]

I remember once buying a bottle of vodka to practice making mojitos

I was getting the recipe wrong, but I kept drinking what I was making in order to taste. I ended up drinking a good chunk of that bottle of vodka. I think I passed out. It's kind of a blur. For some reason I vaguely remember ordering pizza and paying the delivery guy while I was passed out. It was really strange.

I wonder how a Sambuca Mojito would taste

 

[Masao]

I wonder how a Sambuca Mojito would taste

Dunno, but the recipe said to use vodka

 

[Hansen]

I really like Mojitos but when I make them I always end up a sticky mess

 

[SugarSherm]

Dude! I can't believe how cool you! If I drink the alcohols will I be cool too?

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Dude! I can't believe how cool you! If I drink the alcohols will I be cool too?

Yes.

 

[yubbers]

I'm winking at my phone to make it focus.

This is when I know I'm officially krunk

 

[yubbers]

I really like Mojitos but when I make them I always end up a sticky mess

Stop offering tummy shots

 

[KingTux]

Ill take one alcohol please

 

[Hansen]

Stop offering tummy shots

I have an ounce and a half belly button and I'll be damned if I don't take advantage of it

 

[Mantis]

I drink pretty much anything. Hell me and buddy even drank Baby Duck a couple weeks ago just to check it out.

 

[Masao]

I drink pretty much anything. Hell me and buddy even drank Baby Duck a couple weeks ago just to check it out.

Why not a baby kangaroo?

 

[MMC]

high

 

[darko]

I remember once buying a bottle of vodka to practice making mojitos

I was getting the recipe wrong, but I kept drinking what I was making in order to taste. I ended up drinking a good chunk of that bottle of vodka. I think I passed out. It's kind of a blur. For some reason I vaguely remember ordering pizza and paying the delivery guy while I was passed out. It was really strange.

Lol i love your stories.

 

[John Price]

Could you whisper in my ear
The things you wanna feel
I'd give you anythin'
To feel it comin'
Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are?
You live with all your faults
I wanna wake up where you are
I won't say anything at all
So why don't you slide

 

[The Gongshow]

same

 

[John Price]

Silver Bells
Silver Bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring a ling Hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas Day.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

MMC when we going to the bar

 

[AnAceOfKidneys]

I wonder how a Sambuca Mojito would taste