OT: Humour Thread

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Here’s a lawyer joke .....

As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?”
The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”
 
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Not sure if this is appropriate or not but here goes...true story.

I have had an annual bonfire/deepfry/memorial party every year (except this one) since 1997 and about 10 years ago we were sitting around the fire tipping a few and it was about 2 in the morning when one of my best friends, Sue, put her feet out and said to my friend, "Cheech, rub my feet for me."
I said, "Jeez Sue is that your feet that smells like that? God that's horrible!"
"My feet don't stink!" she said.
Oh, I said then it must be your c*&t!
Everybody's face just dropped and there there was complete silence.
"There's not too many people on the planet I would let say that to me, you know."
I told her it's a good thing because there isn't many women on the planet I would say that too.
We're still friends.
 

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