Hockey Dogs Re-visited

[ElysiumAB]

Hey guys,

I posted this thread back in April, but it was locked since the playoffs were ongoing. I was told by a moderator to re-post it once the playoffs concluded, so here it is.

Let me know if you have any upgrades to my hockey dog roster.

Team name: ????

Owner: Daryl Katz (very much disliked)

GM: Bark Messier

Head coach: Lindy Ruff

Forward lines:
Patrick Shar-Pei - Collar McDavid - Phil Kennel
Spaniel Sedin - Jamie Bennji - Jari Furri
Johnny "Hockey... Dog" GrrDrool - Pavlov Dogsyuk - Ray Sheppard
Clawed Giroux - Sidney Pawsby - Patrick Canine
Jay Beagle - Ryan Nugent-Hatescats - Drew Staffordshire

Defense:
Akita Nikitin
Brian Griffin Reinhart
Doggie Hamilton
Chew Doughty
Jake Muzzlin'
Kris Jack Russell

Goalies:
Cujo
Dominic Hasit-siit-siiiiiiiit
Corey Schnauzer

Assistant coaches: Brian Leesh, FiDomi, Stephan "Old" Yelle-r

Goaltending coach: Darren Pup-pa

Black Aces:
Justin AirBudkader
Kyle Pomeranian
Evgeny Sfetchnikov
Nick Bone-ino
Tail Wagupov
Jordin Toto
Dylan Barkin
Matt STAYjan
Kyle Clifford
Pugston Brown

Retired jerseys: Gordie Howl, Wayne Grrrr-etzky, Doggie Gilmour

Click to read more...

 

[HandshakeLine]

I'm sorry, I read the title as "Hot Dogs" and thought this was about Phil Kessel.

 

[Dog]

You must've written this down somewhere to remember to post.

This is hilarious.

 

[Satan]

Owner: Daryl Katz (very much disliked)

 

[Satastic]

Hello offseason, I've missed you

 

[Nizdizzle]

If you needed another goalie, you could add Martin Bones

or retired D-man Pavel Purina

okay, Im done.

 

[Schenn]

But we aren't even a week into this off season!

 

[Samkow]

Shut down the boards, nothing will ever top this.

 

[Mc5RingsAndABeer]

My god this is amazing.

 

[BattleBorn]

Owner: Daryl Katz (very much disliked)

That's pretty awesome.

 

[Anglesmith]

Sean Monahound snubbed. Not happy about that.

 

[Dabeast]

Jonathan Huby Dooby Doo (Scooby)

 

[Anglesmith]

Joe Colbone.

Kris Jack Russell.

Tom Kuhnhackles?

 

[Gm0ney]

Could add Alpo Suhonen to the coaching staff...

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Biggest snub in my mind... Dylan Barkin

 

[izzy]

this is easily the funniest thing ever posted

 

[Anglesmith]

David Perro.

Also, why Ray and not James Sheppard?

 

[InfinityIggy]

Sean Monahound snubbed. Not happy about that.

Mikael Barklund is filled with disappointment.

 

[Anglesmith]

Evgeny Sfetchnikov.

 

[ResilientBeast]

Evgeny Sfetchnikov.

Best of the lot

 

[Eisen]

Does it have to be true to the cap?

 

[Diddy]

Joe Pawvelski?

 

[Anglesmith]

Luke and Brayden Chien.

 

[Dying Alive]

Missing Sidney Pawsby and Marc-Andre Furry.

 

[Figgy44]

Micheal Furland, Michael Frolick, Matt STAY!jan, Brandon Bowlig, Rascal Dupuis

Old guys like Stephan Yeller..

Enemy teams included the Winnipeg Pets and The Canine-diens.


We're calling the crappy and lazy dog names used just to fill out the roster, "random pugs", right?