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ZARTONK

ZARTONK

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Jul 4, 2008
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The war has started between me and her, I got to my cublicle this morning with the Bruins' logo taped all over the place...

So I'm here asking for inspiration to get her back. The pranks have to be tasteful, and not too disruptive.

Thanks!

Sorry if this is not thread worthy mods, I didn't know where else to but this. :D
 
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The best way to deal with Bruins "fans" in Montreal is to just ignore them. They are either ex-Nordiques fans that are bitter their team left or individuals who just enjoy stirring the pot. In both cases, pretending they don't exist and that their rooting interests don't matter (which they don't) is the best way to deal with them.

There are no real Bruins fans in Montreal.
 
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Yeah, but we're good friends and this is a friendly thing we do every time the teams meet in the playoffs.
 
Get the keys to her car, fill it with insects, done deal.

Get the keys to her car, fill it with popcorn, done deal.

Get the keys to her car, fill it with balloons, done deal.

Post-it her car in Habs fashion.

Get to her computer and change all the names and pictures to habs related things.

Bring her a habs cupcake.

Bleu-blanc-rouge slush.

bleu blanc rouge confetti all over her face.

Pie her face in bleu blanc rouge fashion.
 
Mrb1p said:
Get the keys to her car, fill it with insects, done deal.

Get the keys to her car, fill it with popcorn, done deal.

Get the keys to her car, fill it with balloons, done deal.

Post-it her car in Habs fashion.

Get to her computer and change all the names and pictures to habs related things.

Bring her a habs cupcake.

Bleu-blanc-rouge slush.

bleu blanc rouge confetti all over her face.

Pie her face in bleu blanc rouge fashion.
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I like these. Enjoy the series, Habs fans. It'll be a good one. :handclap:
 
Does she have a direct line at work?
Or a cell number?

You could post her number and we could all bombard her phone and fill her voice mail.
 
Shawarma said:
The best way to deal with Bruins "fans" in Montreal is to just ignore them. They are either ex-Nordiques fans that are bitter their team left or individuals who just enjoy stirring the pot. In both cases, pretending they don't exist and that their voting interests don't matter (which they don't) is the best way to deal with them.

There are no real Bruins fans in Montreal.
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This. It's sport fandom counter-culture. There's absolutely no logical reason to be a Bruins fan if you were born and raised in Montreal other than to be different, to instigate and because you like attention. If they were hockey fans they would support their hometown team. They would of been cheering on the Habs since they were little kids. Don't play their game. Ignore them and then they'll have nothing to root for. I still laugh at the Bruins fan I know when he talks about the cup win in 2011. Congrats, did you go to the parade? Did you party in the streets? Did you celebrate with the entire city? Didn't think so. Beating the Canadiens in the early rounds is a bigger thrill for Montreal Bruins fans than winning the cup. So ignore them.
 
1. Print a 20 dollar bill
2. Print Subban's face
3. Cut the bill in half and tape Subban's face to it
4. Put your creation under her keyboard, so that only the 20 dollar bill sticks out
5. She's gonna get pretty excited when she finds the bill
6. Only to pull it from under her keyboard and get trolled by PK
 
Shawarma said:
The best way to deal with Bruins "fans" in Montreal is to just ignore them. They are either ex-Nordiques fans that are bitter their team left or individuals who just enjoy stirring the pot. In both cases, pretending they don't exist and that their voting interests don't matter (which they don't) is the best way to deal with them.

There are no real Bruins fans in Montreal.
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voting interests? you mean like Government. I'm not born here, just a transplant from the USA.
 
This might be a bit complicated to do but..

rearrange her keyboard so that one row of the keys are placed to say GOHABS (if possible find a same keyboard and add in the second GO) & BRUINS SUCK

I'd flip her screen orientation upside down but add a Canadiens wallpaper in the correct position.

I'd also wrap her chair in Canadiens wrapping paper (I think they have some at the dollar store)
 
If she uses a printer, use all the paper to print some Habs related stuff without her knowing, and put it back in the paper tray.
 
Get a picture like printed out in poster size and super glue it on her desk.

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