I admire your spirit, BBA.
Counterpoint: spirit is boring.
Apostrophe jokes are boring.
Defending Cam Ward is boring. Attacking Cam Ward is boring.
Attending Hurricanes games is boring.
Debating about whether we'll get a worthless pick for Eric Staal, or a worthless pick and a worthless prospect for Eric Staal, is boring.
Pointing out that Maniscalco most closely resembles a sweaty bag of pig **** is boring.
Being unable to give away Hurricanes tickets to my colleagues for free, kickass parking pass included, is boring.
Optimism is boring. Pessimism is boring. Cynicism is boring. Realism is boring. Magical realism is boring.
Lacko tacos are boring.
Ron Hainsey's six goals are boring.
Seeing a recap of a game ten years ago because DERP STANLEY CUP ANNIVERSARY DERP is boring.
Bo Berry Biscuits are boring.
THEY'VE RUINED ****ING BO BERRY BISCUITS FOR ME.