Has Ixcuincle Ever Spoken to a Girl?

[Bee Sheriff]

Discuss.

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[Carolinas Identity*]

Does it count when he attempts to talk to them when he is their Âüber driver?

 

[Jumptheshark]

Discuss.

he is too busy driving Uber and an ice cream truck

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

he is too busy driving Uber and an ice cream truck

At the same time?

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Does it count when he attempts to talk to them when he is their Âüber driver?

But does he even talk to people who request rides? Or does he just awkwardly stare forward and follow his gps in silence?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

But does he even talk to people who request rides? Or does he just awkwardly stare forward and follow his gps in silence?

If Mike was my Uber driver and did this while I attempted to make conversation, I would have no problem farting on his leather seats

 

[Mantis]

If you have ever heard Ix's voice you would know that he has not and why.

 

[John Price]

all the girls love my swagger (3)

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

all the girls love my swagger (3)

don't you drive an uber milk truck or something? the **** kind of swagger is that?

 

[John Price]

don't you drive an uber milk truck or something? the **** kind of swagger is that?

all the girls love my swagger (3)

 

[Guerzy]

go **** yourself mike

 

[Satan]

i think so

 

[Bjorn Le]

But does he even talk to people who request rides? Or does he just awkwardly stare forward and follow his gps in silence?

Hate this so much. Even worse when your "conversation" is telling them they're going the wrong way and to turn around but they just nod in agreement and continue to follow their incorrect GPS. Had a $10 Uber turn into a $20 one for that. Was a dude driving a Lancer EVO too. Evidently his somewhat fast car doesn't give him confidence to talk to customers.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

I'm confident he has. Multiple times.

 

[Dog]

I'm confident he has. Multiple times.

I agree

 

[Bones Malone]

don't you drive an uber milk truck or something? the **** kind of swagger is that?

Shouldn't your magical $900 (MSRP $125) ring tell you these answers?

 

[Dog]

Shouldn't your magical $900 (MSRP $125) ring tell you these answers?

 

[John Price]

all the girls love my swagger (3)

 

[Mantis]

Shut up Mike

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Yes he has at least once. He had a date once, iirc

 

[Mantis]

Yes he has at least once. He had a date once, iirc

No, she didn't show up. Remember when he kept grabbing peoples empty Corona bottles and putting them on his table so it would seem like he was drinking them.

 

[John Price]

No, she didn't show up. Remember when he kept grabbing peoples empty Corona bottles and putting them on his table so it would seem like he was drinking them.

Lirl

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

You didn't really do that, did you Mike?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ix (to a girl): Where to????

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Ix (to a girl): Where to????

Damn it's true