Half a million people pledge to storm Area 51 to 'see them aliens’

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"If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens," the organizer wrote, referring to the Japanese anime "Naruto" title character's distinct running style, in which he runs with his arms outstretched straight behind him.

After broadcasting their plans to attack, this is their ace-in-the-hole.

How is it not very clearly a joke? Oh, because people only read the headline.

I'm sure some crazies will show up in September because they didn't read the article.
 
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... I'm sure some crazies will show up in September because they didn't read the article.
TL : DR. I'm starting my walk to Nevada on Monday, after I stock up on dehydrated water for portability and freeze-dried tree bark for energy & interplanetary immunity boosterization. I'll report in when I arrive. Please tell the mods to keep this thread open - it may be my only link back. :groucho:
 
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TL : DR. I'm starting my walk to Nevada on Monday, after I stock up on dehydrated water for portability and freeze-dried tree bark for energy & interplanetary immunity boosterization. I'll report in when I arrive. Please tell the mods to keep this thread open - it may be my only link back. :groucho:

Closed.
 

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TL : DR. I'm starting my walk to Nevada on Monday, after I stock up on dehydrated water for portability and freeze-dried tree bark for energy & interplanetary immunity boosterization. I'll report in when I arrive. Please tell the mods to keep this thread open - it may be my only link back. :groucho:

do not forget your bullit proof vest.

there are just shy of 3k in military personal who do not take kindly for skinny, white guys climbing their fences
 

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do not forget your bullit proof vest.

there are just shy of 3k in military personal who do not take kindly for skinny, white guys climbing their fences
I've got that part all figgered out. My plan is to wait for the aliens to fly their hi-tech craft across the perimeter fenceline, then they'll beam me aboard. It's my destiny. :badidea:
 

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Of all the stupid ideas the web has come up with this is right up there.

Attacking a military outpost?

What do they think will happen?

One round will be fired over their heads
Second at their heads
 

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After broadcasting their plans to attack, this is their ace-in-the-hole.

How is it not very clearly a joke? Oh, because people only read the headline.

I'm sure some crazies will show up in September because they didn't read the article.

Exhibit A of idiots on the internet:

Of all the stupid ideas the web has come up with this is right up there.

Attacking a military outpost?

What do they think will happen?

One round will be fired over their heads
Second at their heads
 
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there are a bunch of tin foil hat people that are believing this stupidity

so no

not going over my head

you are seriously underestimating how stupid the tin foil hat people can be

For my own amusement I regularly visit sites that are run by the tin foil hat people--most of the stuff is harmless and some of it can educational--but every so often someone on the site would go a little to far and they would either end up in jail or being 5150's in Cali for trying to break into a military base or trying to hack a government agency convinced that the lizard people were infact controlling the world

When I lived in Vancouver I belonged to several groups that were completely nuts and did crazy things

in recent years you just need to look at the damage flash mobs have done, occupy wall street, battle in seattle and other places that were able use and organize people distrust in governments and other things

here in the UK there are a group of people who are camped out outside a UK military base convinced it is the center point for the exchange of information between the earth and little green men. It is just outside of Warminster and they group rotates people every five days through out the year--convinced the government is hiding something. The group has been active for about ten years
 

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there are a bunch of tin foil hat people that are believing this stupidity

so no

not going over my head

you are seriously underestimating how stupid the tin foil hat people can be

For my own amusement I regularly visit sites that are run by the tin foil hat people--most of the stuff is harmless and some of it can educational--but every so often someone on the site would go a little to far and they would either end up in jail or being 5150's in Cali for trying to break into a military base or trying to hack a government agency convinced that the lizard people were infact controlling the world

When I lived in Vancouver I belonged to several groups that were completely nuts and did crazy things

in recent years you just need to look at the damage flash mobs have done, occupy wall street, battle in seattle and other places that were able use and organize people distrust in governments and other things

here in the UK there are a group of people who are camped out outside a UK military base convinced it is the center point for the exchange of information between the earth and little green men. It is just outside of Warminster and they group rotates people every five days through out the year--convinced the government is hiding something. The group has been active for about ten years
Woosh
 

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HF be like...


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Of all the stupid ideas the web has come up with this is right up there.

Attacking a military outpost?

What do they think will happen?

One round will be fired over their heads
Second at their heads

I already booked my ticket and can't believe I need to explain this again to someone other than my wife.

JFC read the post its really simple, THEY"RE GOING TO NARUTO RUN FASTER THAN THE f***ING BULLETS my god
 

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I hope US Military doesn't have the secret weapon that even Naruto Running can't outpace: SWORDS

Now where them alien bitches at
 

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I already booked my ticket and can't believe I need to explain this again to someone other than my wife.

JFC read the post its really simple, THEY"RE GOING TO NARUTO RUN FASTER THAN THE ****ING BULLETS my god


what scares me is there is a group of alien hunters in LA that are actually planning to do it

One of the loonies told the TV-"IF they shoot and kill us it proves what they are hiding"
 

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