GOSH BLESS COMCAST

[Jiminy Cricket]

I LOVE KOMCAST BECAUSE I GET ALL THE CHANNEL`S WITH KRISTAL CLEAR PICTURE 4 JUST $19.99 DOLLAR`S A MONTH. MEANWHILE, MY BUDDY JEREMY HAS SATELLITE `N` LOSE`S SERVICE IF THERE`S A SINGLE CLOUD OR GUS`T OF WIND. 2 TOP IT OVV, JEREMY WAS JUS`T DIAGNOSE`D WITH DIABETE`S `N` WILL NEED INSULIN SHOT`S 4 THE RES`T OF HIS LIVE. I GET KRISTAL KLEAR AUDIO `N` VIDEO WITH KOMKAST `N` I ALSO GET INTERNET `N` FONE BUNDLE`D IN 4 FREE. I LUV THEIR SERVICE `N` HAVE NOTHIN`G 2 KOMPLAIN ABOUT `N` HAVE ALSO NEVER BEEN DIAGNOSE`D WITH DIABEETUS, SO THE CHOICE IS CLEAR.

GOSH BLESS COMCAST

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[John Price]

f*** Comcast

Can't even connect to internet right now cause of their poorass Network

 

[Bones Malone]

**** Comcast

Can't even connect to internet right now cause of their poorass Network

Can't connect to internet

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[irunthepeg]

God bless Komkast!!!

 

[BigMac1212]

Comcast? Don't you mean Xfinity?

 

[HisIceness]

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I`ve had Comcas`t digital Kable sin`Ce 1999. ComKas`t has Alwee`s treat`d me Rite `n` Offer`d me the Lowes`t Bill`s at the Lowes`t Price`s. Com`Cas`t offer`s the Bes`t servi`Ce `n` alway`s Keep`s my Bill`s low `n` Pay`s my Ren`t. I`m an Satisfy`d Kom`Kas`t Kustomer `n` would Reccomend Com`Cas`t.

Comcas`t has the Mos`t Channel`s `n` I Also Sub`S`cribe 2 Com`Cas`t Hi Speed Internet witch give`s me 19 Megablock`s of Upload S`peed `n` 19 Megablock`s of Downloa`d S`peed witch is the Fastes`t Internet in Town. KomKast has the Mos`t Channel`s `n` Fastes`t Internet `n` I Get my Fone from Comcas`t with the Comcas`t Triple Play witch is Better then any other Service aroun`d. My Buddy Jerome has Dish Network `n` his Saddelite dish Got S`truck by Litenin`g `n` his House Burn`d down. With Comcas`t I Don`t have any of these Problem`s, jus`t plug it in `n` your good 2 Go. Jerome is s`till Fitin`g with the Insurance Company over his Clame `n` he will Probably never get any money for his House burnin`g down!!!

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I wish your buddy Jerome lived in @Roman Fell's computer

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Gosh forbid I was ever in a Car Ac`Ciden`t. ComCast Now Offer`s Road`Side Assistan`Ce 2 all Com`Cas`t Cus`tomer`s. I was in a Accident Back in 1999 on the Free`Way. `n` Comcast was there for me With Road`side Assistan`ce. They Jack`d up my car `n` got me home Safely. I Will Never forget the Day Comcast was There for me that day. They Save`d my Live `n` I Will never Forgive them for that. My Buddy Jeremiah got in a Car acciden`t back on the Road. His car Caught on Fire `n` his Plymouth Mercede`s blew up. Jeremiah has Direc`t Television, `n` they Don`t offer any Road`Side AnSistance. So Now his Car is Total`d because he Chose Direc`T`V. This is Serious folk`s, Don`t mess AnRound. Comcas`t is the Safe choice for U `n` U`r Fambly.

 

[John Price]

BLESSINGS:
B - Begin you day with
L - Love in your heart
E - Expect favor
S - Share goodness
S - Shine like the sun
I - Inspire someone
N - Never forgot that
G - God is with you all time
S - So keep praying

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Gosh forbid I was ever in a Car Ac`Ciden`t. ComCast Now Offer`s Road`Side Assistan`Ce 2 all Com`Cas`t Cus`tomer`s. I was in a Accident Back in 1999 on the Free`Way. `n` Comcast was there for me With Road`side Assistan`ce. They Jack`d up my car `n` got me home Safely. I Will Never forget the Day Comcast was There for me that day. They Save`d my Live `n` I Will never Forgive them for that. My Buddy Jeremiah got in a Car acciden`t back on the Road. His car Caught on Fire `n` his Plymouth Mercede`s blew up. Jeremiah has Direc`t Television, `n` they Don`t offer any Road`Side AnSistance. So Now his Car is Total`d because he Chose Direc`T`V. This is Serious folk`s, Don`t mess AnRound. Comcas`t is the Safe choice for U `n` U`r Fambly.

A wise life advice would be for people to not become friends with you if their name starts with Jer-.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Just Call`d ComCas`t Technical Support because I was havin`g Issue`s with my Internet s`peed. They Help`d me troubleShoot my Modem `n` Help`d me every S`tep of the way. Now My Internet is Blazin`g Faster then ever Thank`s 2 Comcast Technical Support. Comcas`t also Help`d me with my Hot water Heater `n` Gave me a Free CuePon 2 Wendable Wendable`s. I`m surfin`g the Web Faster then Ever `n` my Fambly is Safe `n` Secure Thank`s 2 Comcast.

 

[Bumpus]

Diabeetus for the win!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Gosh forbid I was ever in a Car Ac`Ciden`t. ComCast Now Offer`s Road`Side Assistan`Ce 2 all Com`Cas`t Cus`tomer`s. I was in a Accident Back in 1999 on the Free`Way. `n` Comcast was there for me With Road`side Assistan`ce. They Jack`d up my car `n` got me home Safely. I Will Never forget the Day Comcast was There for me that day. They Save`d my Live `n` I Will never Forgive them for that. My Buddy Jeremiah got in a Car acciden`t back on the Road. His car Caught on Fire `n` his Plymouth Mercede`s blew up. Jeremiah has Direc`t Television, `n` they Don`t offer any Road`Side AnSistance. So Now his Car is Total`d because he Chose Direc`T`V. This is Serious folk`s, Don`t mess AnRound. Comcas`t is the Safe choice for U `n` U`r Fambly.

My Buddy GoshFinger`s was in a Car accident. It was Real real Bad. But Luckily, He had Comcast internet with Road-Side AnSistance. So Komcast was with him Every S`tep of the way `n` help`d him get Back on the Road `n` Paid all his Hospital Bill`s. So Goshfinger`s is recoverin`g thanx 2 Comcas`t`s new Service.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

MILLION`S OF CHANNEL`S

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Birds aren’t real they’re spies from Comcast.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Birds aren’t real they’re spies from Comcast.

that kind of explains the dead bird I found in my back yard tbh

 

[LarryFisherman]

Birds aren’t real they’re spies from Comcast.

honestly this feels good

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wendable Wendable`s.

 

[Son Goku]

Comcast is by far the best service in the east coast. I get GB/second download speeds although I will say their upload speeds are LACKING hard

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Gosh forbid I was ever in a Car Ac`Ciden`t. ComCast Now Offer`s Road`Side Assistan`Ce 2 all Com`Cas`t Cus`tomer`s. I was in a Accident Back in 1999 on the Free`Way. `n` Comcast was there for me With Road`side Assistan`ce. They Jack`d up my car `n` got me home Safely. I Will Never forget the Day Comcast was There for me that day. They Save`d my Live `n` I Will never Forgive them for that. My Buddy Jeremiah got in a Car acciden`t back on the Road. His car Caught on Fire `n` his Plymouth Mercede`s blew up. Jeremiah has Direc`t Television, `n` they Don`t offer any Road`Side AnSistance. So Now his Car is Total`d because he Chose Direc`T`V. This is Serious folk`s, Don`t mess AnRound. Comcas`t is the Safe choice for U `n` U`r Fambly.

Thank Gosh for Seatbelt`s. Would i Of not of Wore a Seatbelt, I Would of never of Made it out of there AnLive. Comcast was There for me that Day. Alway`s Buckle up and Choose Comcast.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thank Gosh for Seatbelt`s. Would i Of not of Wore a Seatbelt, I Would of never of Made it out of there AnLive. Comcast was There for me that Day. Alway`s Buckle up and Choose Comcast.

You’re too fat to ride in the car. Quit lying.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

mortal komcast

 

[Sniper99]

Lets Powercycle your modem

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Signed up for Comcast service, 2 year agreement. U Wouldn`t believe this, they charge`d me a $10 Recycling fee for recycling my old Cable box`s. Who the hell ever heard of that. Enough with these hidden Fee`s. Next thing u know, There will be a $12 Pen rental for signing the Contract, along with a $30 ink Surcharge. I Love Comcast but these Fee`s are Rediculous.