GDT: gdt to voodoo curse thomas greiss on 08jan19

[the halleJOKEL]

shoot evil and bad energy at thomas "teesus greisst" greiss so he lets in many soft goals against notoriously bad hockey team "the hurricanes"

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[Anton Dubinchuk]

Warren Foegele and Jordan Martinook are going to have to score some Greiss-y goals if we wanna pull this one out

 

[Lempo]

When you think of it, T. Greisst is actually the T. Rex of T. Reges.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Win gaem!

 

[Stickpucker]

I curse Greiss with explosive diarrhea from the minute the puck drops. He shall literally crap his pants.

 

[The Faulker 27]

I'm just hoping we win corsi, so someone can post more tweets with fancy numbers proving that we won corsi.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I curse Greiss with explosive diarrhea from the minute the puck drops. He shall literally crap his pants.

Calling it now: Thomas Greiss will make the game winning stop in the shootout tonight with his poop, as Sebastian Aho’s backhand move opens the five-hole only to have his shot thwarted by a perfect timed turd.

 

[Joe McGrath]

No thanks

 

[Identity404]

Big 4 point swing tonight. We could be 5 points out or 9. Also a chance for a 5 game winning streak... ... When is the last time we had one of those?

Expect disappointment. Hope for the best. I will not watch this game.

 

[vorbis]

whither my weary wits? will watch while wearing a woolly wardrobe for warmth. when the win is not won, I will withdraw

 

[GoldiFox]

Greiss is 3-0 against the Canes this year with a 1.00 GAA and 0.973 SV%. Still feels to me like a classic Islanders-Canes 10+ goal night is brewing. Canes have been throwing piddly pad shots at Greiss all year. They need to turn the heat up and start picking off corners from the slot like they have been doing for the past 4 games straight.

 

[Tryamw]

Greiss is a b rick wall vs the 'Canes... We need a jackhammer to defeat him. sadly who will lug it out there?
VRasko? He's already slow.... maybe it'll work out.I have my doubts...

Win Gaem for the Streak!

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

Go balls to the wall for this one, then call up the checkers and start Jorge Alves on Thursday

 

[Wolfpuck]

Calling it now: Thomas Greiss will make the game winning stop in the shootout tonight with his poop, as Sebastian Aho’s backhand move opens the five-hole only to have his shot thwarted by a perfect timed turd.

If only Aho would elevate the puck on breakaways...

 

[GoldiFox]

Victor Rask has the lowest 5v5 points per 60 minutes on the team at 0.58 p/60 in 206 minutes played. Second lowest is TVR with 0.60 p/60 in 501 minutes played. TVR is putting up points at a faster rate than Centerman Victor Rask.

Victor Rask's 0.58 p/60 is #384 of 396 forwards that have played more than 200 5v5 minutes this year. Right next to him (#383 and #382) are friendly faces Riley Nash (0.59 p/60) and Derek Ryan (0.59 p/60).

In summary, Canes need to find a Center or two that doesn't destroy offense.

 

[zman77]

 

[Tryamw]

Victor Rask has the lowest 5v5 points per 60 minutes on the team at 0.58 p/60 in 206 minutes played. Second lowest is TVR with 0.60 p/60 in 501 minutes played. TVR is putting up points at a faster rate than Centerman Victor Rask.

Victor Rask's 0.58 p/60 is #384 of 396 forwards that have played more than 200 5v5 minutes this year. Right next to him (#383 and #382) are friendly faces Riley Nash (0.59 p/60) and Derek Ryan (0.59 p/60).

In summary, Canes need to find a Center or two that doesn't destroy offense.

Cardboard cut out is calling for the position since he can't get the goaltending job.

Edit: Yes I know he's a turnover machine (people strip the puck from him way to easily) and can't pass but he can accept one.

 

[DougieSmash]

Hamilton with another goal, first win for the season against Isles. It's due time. 3:2. Hamilton, Aho, Foegele.

 

[Canes]

Victor Rask has the lowest 5v5 points per 60 minutes on the team at 0.58 p/60 in 206 minutes played. Second lowest is TVR with 0.60 p/60 in 501 minutes played. TVR is putting up points at a faster rate than Centerman Victor Rask.

Victor Rask's 0.58 p/60 is #384 of 396 forwards that have played more than 200 5v5 minutes this year. Right next to him (#383 and #382) are friendly faces Riley Nash (0.59 p/60) and Derek Ryan (0.59 p/60).

In summary, Canes need to find a Center or two that doesn't destroy offense.

People think I'm exaggerating when I say Rask is one of the worst players in the league. He quite literally is.

I'd almost rather play Patrick Brown over him.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Might go to gaem on sunday!

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

No thanks

This is the wrong take IMO

 

[the halleJOKEL]

rick "thomas greiss" dipietro

 

[The Faulker 27]

If Hamilton scores, we win.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Greiss is a b rick wall vs the 'Canes... We need a jackhammer to defeat him. sadly who will lug it out there?
VRasko? He's already slow.... maybe it'll work out.I have my doubts...

Win Gaem for the Streak!

This makes me wonder if Tripp will make a Berlin Wall reference tonight because Greiss is German.

 

[Breakdowns]

I hope they play Lehner instead of Greiss