Welcome to the 12th Annual HFJets Awards. Tonight we will be honouring all those who posted in the Jets forum and made this season a big success. There are many categories to go through and so little time, so let's get started shall we?
The first category to be handed out is the “Post Game Thread” Award, for those HFJets posters who are always on top of things to get the ball rolling at the end of every Jets game. And the winner is...
@bustamente
Congratulations, please come up and accept your award...
Speech...Speech... “I couldn't have done it without the Jets.” Thank you Bustamente!
Our next category is the “Post Game Posts” Award, for those HFJets posters who, game in and game out, make sure the post-game analysis videos are posted. And the winner is...
@Guardian17
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”Thank you for the award, I feel like a Vindicator.” You're welcome Guardian17!
Our next category is the “Poet Laureate and Coelacanth Enabler ” Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously amazing us with their “Bard” ability and living fossil fish knowledge. And the winner is....
@kanadalainen
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech... “Then with the losers let it sympathize, For nothing can seem foul to those that win.” Thank you kanadalainen!
Our next category is the “Feelin' It” Award, for those HFJets posters who just know when a player is on his game. And the winner is....
@Fatdrunk
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
To present your award, we have a special guest, Nate Thompson. Nate, what do you have to say to Fatdrunk about winning this award. “He's...
...Thank you Nate and Fatdrunk!
Our next category is the “Guest Poster” Award, for those HFJets posters who are visitors to our board, but have valuable information to give. And the winner is...
@Ginger Papa
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...
Thank you Ginger Papa!
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Our next category is the “Animated GIF of the Year” Award, for those HFJets posters who keep us laughing with all of their GIFs that they post. And the winner is...
@Jets 31 for this Animated GIF
Congratulations Jets 31, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech..Speech...“I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” Sorry, thank you Your Dudeness!
Our next category is the “Rodent of the Year” Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously critter-sized about their posts. And the winner is...
@Eyeseeing
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech “This award means the squirrel-d to me. Nut-thing can compare to this.” Thank you Eyeseeing!
Our next category is the “Storyteller of the Year” Award, for those HFJets posters who always have an interesting story to tell. And the winner is...
@AlphaLackey
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”Justly won, baby!” Thank you AlphaLackey!
And now the moment you have all been waiting for, the final category of the night. Who will win the “Rookie of the Year” Award? It goes to the HFJets poster who has made the biggest splash on this board in their rookie season. And the winner is...
@Inanna
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”Thank you! I knew someone on here would help [recognize] me...” Thank you Inanna!
Well, the award show is running a bit late, but I would just like to thank each and every one of you for making this forum so much fun and enjoyable, and there is still more to come. Playoffs Baby! Go Jets Go!
Oh and don't forget to stick around after the game to find out who wins the Prediction Contest this season. It's a close one, so you won't want to miss the final results...
Great work once again 
