Not only is this the final regular season game for both teams, it is the final regular season match for the entire league. This is the make-up game for the postponed match on April 13th because of the blizzard. While the playoffs start on Monday, neither of these two teams will be involved this year. The Jets, who are coming off of a 3-1 victory over the Calgary Flames on Friday night, are settled into the thirteenth spot in the 2022 NHL Draft (barring any miraculous lottery luck). The Seattle Kraken, who potentially could draft in third spot, might actually move down a spot with a victory against the Jets. So the match does mean something to the coffee drinkers from the left coast. Will KFC get four buckets tonight to reach fifty on the year? Will "Interim" Head Coach Dave Lowry be behind the bench for the last time for Winnipeg? Will I get my income tax in before the Monday deadline? Will Mick E. Moose ever stop banging that annoying drum? Will Dennis Beyak go out with a bang, or will it be a BANG BANG, or even a BANG BANG BANG? These questions and more may be answered soon enough...
Welcome to the 11th Annual HFJets GDT Awards. Tonight we will be honouring all those who posted in the Jets GDTs and made this disastrous season a bit more bearable. There are many categories to go through and so little time, so let's get started shall we?
The first category to be handed out is the “Look Who's Playing” Award, for those HFJets posters who exemplify the sarcastic nature of the game. And the winner is.....
@sipowicz
Congratulations, please come up and accept your award...
Speech...Speech... “Look who's winning an award!” Thank you Sip!
Our next category is the “Shakespeare in Love” Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously amazing us with their “Bard” ability. And the winner is....
@kanadalainen
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech... “Then with the losers let it sympathize, For nothing can seem foul to those that win.” Thank you kanadalainen!
Our next category is the “Nate Thompson” Award, for those HFJets posters who are always “Feelin' It”. And the winner is...
@macmaroon
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Fixed...Fixed...I mean...Speech...Speech...”After all of those set ups, after all of those lost night sleeps...I'm finally...”
Thank you macmaroon!
Our next category is the “Instant Jet Video” Award, for those HFJets posters who keep us up-to-date with replays of goals and plays we might have missed. And the winner is...
@DharmaBum
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech..Speech...”I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy,... I finally won out over it.” Thank you DharmaBum!
Our next category is the Bad “Pun”ny Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously make our eyes roll with some of their posts. And the winner is...
@Eyeseeing
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
What's this, you are refusing to accept? Why? “It may seem a bit nutty to decline, but I do appreciate you recognizing that I work my tail off for these puns.” Okay, thank you Eyeseeing!
Our next category is the “Angry Fish Quote” Award, for those HFJets posters who always mention long forgotten fish in a furious rant when things don't go our way. And the winner is...
@kanadalainen
Congratulations, you've won twice tonight! Please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”They said I Coelacanth, but I CoelaCAN!” Thank you kanadalainen!
Our next category is the “True North Shout Out” Award, for those HFJets posters who always post a shout out during the anthem. And the winner is...
@SUX2BU
Congratulations, and to present you with the trophy, here's your old friend Ned Ryerson...
Oh my goodness, security, security... This has never happened before, I think we are going to have to ban SUX2BU from the award show and give the award to another deserving HFJets poster. And the new winner is...
@bustamente
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...no fisticuffs please...
Speech...Speech...”TRUE NORTH!” Thank you Bustamente!
Our next category is the “Game Day Music” Award, for those HFJets posters who get the forum rockin' with some gnarly tunes! And the winner is...
@Jets 31
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...“This aggression will not stand, man.” Yes, I know, SUX2BU has left the award show...“The Dude abides.” Thank you Jets 31!
Our next category is the “Rookie of the Year” Award, for the HFJets poster who has made the biggest splash on this board in their rookie season. And the winner is...
@B33R LEAGUE
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”Just another day at the office...” Thank you B33R LEAGUE!
And now the moment you have all been waiting for, the final category of the night. Who will win the "GDT of the Year" Award? It goes to the HFJets poster who put together an awesome GDT that is admired and loved by all. And the winner is....
@Mud Turtle
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”No, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my stapler then I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire...” Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one is taking your stapler away Mud Turtle, we're giving you an award... “The ratio of people to cake is too big.” ...Thank you Mud Turtle!
Well, the award show is running a bit late, but I would just like to thank each and every one of you for making this forum so much fun and enjoyable, even though the on ice product was far from that this year. A big shout out to...
@Ginger Papa, @surixon, @jetsforever, @Aggie204, @The Blue Baron, @RetroWinnipeg, @Mortimer Snerd, @nobody imp0rtant, @SensibleGuy, @None, @Gil Fisher, @CorgisPer60, @razorsedge, @cbcwpg, @John Agar, @Afterburner, @WaveRaven, @buggs, @Jetland162702, @DRW204, @Ggg99, @tbcwpg, @Fatdrunk, @Duke749, @Kyosama, @robertocarlos, @Romang67, @10Ducky10, @Guardian17, @GreatSaveEssensa, @Do or Die, @rkp, @Saitama, @Jetfaninflorida, @SCP Guy, @Wedgeden, @Deedog99, @Espirit, @DannyGallivan, @NorCalhockey, @Weezeric, @GeorgeJETson, @NHLObsessed1, @roccerfeller, @snowkiddin, @ryerockarola, @bumblebeeman, @Jets, @Fishy, @Finnflash ,@MardyBum, @Al Camino, @heretik27, @ATLbound, @Big Carl, @FanForLife, @Thechozen1, @hockeyarena, @ducky, @Monty9, @JetsUK, @flyingkiwi, @Yukon Joe, @Jetsetter, @Hammerhead71, @Highway1, @TheHead, @Bigfish, @Nickel eye Heel hers, @GNP, @Fastfrde, @Orrrules, @GNP, @Finster8, @bennylundholm, @FonRiesen, @SLAYER, @thai jet, @Dirtbag151, @AlaskaJet, @LowLefty, @RabidOne, @Luc Labelle, @oldunclehue, @Cypruss, @Huffer, @TheJadePipe, @Conflicted Habs fan, @WolfgangPuck, @Carp14, @Shaibu, @KB1971, @WolfHouse, @raideralex99, @ThinIce61, @MotionlessGravity, @Slimy Sculpin, @Packofwolves, @Hunter368, @Teemusalami204, @ocdaddy, @AlphaLackey, @White Out 403, @doogie5, @johnnyonthspot, @pictman, @Jets4Life, @pateramus, @Potrzebie, @Mbraunm, @gojetsgo, @Latartoyl, @blues10, @wpgallday1960, @Ludwig Fell Down, @jungles, @voyageur, @Ducky10, @UFO, @leer2006, @drumzan and anyone else I missed!
One last time...Go Jets Go!
Welcome to the 11th Annual HFJets GDT Awards. Tonight we will be honouring all those who posted in the Jets GDTs and made this disastrous season a bit more bearable. There are many categories to go through and so little time, so let's get started shall we?
The first category to be handed out is the “Look Who's Playing” Award, for those HFJets posters who exemplify the sarcastic nature of the game. And the winner is.....
@sipowicz
Congratulations, please come up and accept your award...
Speech...Speech... “Look who's winning an award!” Thank you Sip!
Our next category is the “Shakespeare in Love” Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously amazing us with their “Bard” ability. And the winner is....
@kanadalainen
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech... “Then with the losers let it sympathize, For nothing can seem foul to those that win.” Thank you kanadalainen!
Our next category is the “Nate Thompson” Award, for those HFJets posters who are always “Feelin' It”. And the winner is...
@macmaroon
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Fixed...Fixed...I mean...Speech...Speech...”After all of those set ups, after all of those lost night sleeps...I'm finally...”
Thank you macmaroon!
Our next category is the “Instant Jet Video” Award, for those HFJets posters who keep us up-to-date with replays of goals and plays we might have missed. And the winner is...
@DharmaBum
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech..Speech...”I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy,... I finally won out over it.” Thank you DharmaBum!
Our next category is the Bad “Pun”ny Award, for those HFJets posters who continuously make our eyes roll with some of their posts. And the winner is...
@Eyeseeing
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
What's this, you are refusing to accept? Why? “It may seem a bit nutty to decline, but I do appreciate you recognizing that I work my tail off for these puns.” Okay, thank you Eyeseeing!
Our next category is the “Angry Fish Quote” Award, for those HFJets posters who always mention long forgotten fish in a furious rant when things don't go our way. And the winner is...
@kanadalainen
Congratulations, you've won twice tonight! Please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”They said I Coelacanth, but I CoelaCAN!” Thank you kanadalainen!
Our next category is the “True North Shout Out” Award, for those HFJets posters who always post a shout out during the anthem. And the winner is...
@SUX2BU
Congratulations, and to present you with the trophy, here's your old friend Ned Ryerson...
Oh my goodness, security, security... This has never happened before, I think we are going to have to ban SUX2BU from the award show and give the award to another deserving HFJets poster. And the new winner is...
@bustamente
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...no fisticuffs please...
Speech...Speech...”TRUE NORTH!” Thank you Bustamente!
Our next category is the “Game Day Music” Award, for those HFJets posters who get the forum rockin' with some gnarly tunes! And the winner is...
@Jets 31
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...“This aggression will not stand, man.” Yes, I know, SUX2BU has left the award show...“The Dude abides.” Thank you Jets 31!
Our next category is the “Rookie of the Year” Award, for the HFJets poster who has made the biggest splash on this board in their rookie season. And the winner is...
@B33R LEAGUE
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”Just another day at the office...” Thank you B33R LEAGUE!
And now the moment you have all been waiting for, the final category of the night. Who will win the "GDT of the Year" Award? It goes to the HFJets poster who put together an awesome GDT that is admired and loved by all. And the winner is....
@Mud Turtle
Congratulations, please come up and accept your trophy...
Speech...Speech...”No, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my stapler then I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire...” Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one is taking your stapler away Mud Turtle, we're giving you an award... “The ratio of people to cake is too big.” ...Thank you Mud Turtle!
Well, the award show is running a bit late, but I would just like to thank each and every one of you for making this forum so much fun and enjoyable, even though the on ice product was far from that this year. A big shout out to...
@Ginger Papa, @surixon, @jetsforever, @Aggie204, @The Blue Baron, @RetroWinnipeg, @Mortimer Snerd, @nobody imp0rtant, @SensibleGuy, @None, @Gil Fisher, @CorgisPer60, @razorsedge, @cbcwpg, @John Agar, @Afterburner, @WaveRaven, @buggs, @Jetland162702, @DRW204, @Ggg99, @tbcwpg, @Fatdrunk, @Duke749, @Kyosama, @robertocarlos, @Romang67, @10Ducky10, @Guardian17, @GreatSaveEssensa, @Do or Die, @rkp, @Saitama, @Jetfaninflorida, @SCP Guy, @Wedgeden, @Deedog99, @Espirit, @DannyGallivan, @NorCalhockey, @Weezeric, @GeorgeJETson, @NHLObsessed1, @roccerfeller, @snowkiddin, @ryerockarola, @bumblebeeman, @Jets, @Fishy, @Finnflash ,@MardyBum, @Al Camino, @heretik27, @ATLbound, @Big Carl, @FanForLife, @Thechozen1, @hockeyarena, @ducky, @Monty9, @JetsUK, @flyingkiwi, @Yukon Joe, @Jetsetter, @Hammerhead71, @Highway1, @TheHead, @Bigfish, @Nickel eye Heel hers, @GNP, @Fastfrde, @Orrrules, @GNP, @Finster8, @bennylundholm, @FonRiesen, @SLAYER, @thai jet, @Dirtbag151, @AlaskaJet, @LowLefty, @RabidOne, @Luc Labelle, @oldunclehue, @Cypruss, @Huffer, @TheJadePipe, @Conflicted Habs fan, @WolfgangPuck, @Carp14, @Shaibu, @KB1971, @WolfHouse, @raideralex99, @ThinIce61, @MotionlessGravity, @Slimy Sculpin, @Packofwolves, @Hunter368, @Teemusalami204, @ocdaddy, @AlphaLackey, @White Out 403, @doogie5, @johnnyonthspot, @pictman, @Jets4Life, @pateramus, @Potrzebie, @Mbraunm, @gojetsgo, @Latartoyl, @blues10, @wpgallday1960, @Ludwig Fell Down, @jungles, @voyageur, @Ducky10, @UFO, @leer2006, @drumzan and anyone else I missed!
One last time...Go Jets Go!