Are you there, Hockey Gods? It's me, McMetal.
Listen, I want you to know that I'm grateful for the season we've had. This is more than any of us could have dreamed of and it's been fun to watch hockey again. I don't know why you took Varly and EJ from us, but I'm sure it's all part of your divine hockey plan.
Can I just ask for one small thing? I just want to see MacKinnon burn Beauchemin to a crisp once in this game. Just to see the guy who scored more goals in our own net last year than he did in the other one humiliated one last time before he fades into oblivion.
Thanks, and Go Avs.