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Summer Rose

Summer Rose

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There was once a hockey club from Utah
They used to be the Coyotes
There was some legalese that says they're not
This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't care

Here I am droning on and on with out rhyming
Each new line is incoherent drivel
Maybe I can come up with something that rhymes with drivel
But that would be too much effort

Just win the damn game.
 
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Summer Rose said:
We don't really have a cute or funny nickname yet, so I picked something at random. It was in part inspired by feeling old today, because someone mentioned that kids who were born the year I started high school are now in their mid twenties.
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Well everyone likes Mammoth.....

So we could go with the Wooly Bullies

 
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TheLegend said:
Cooley demoted...... switched with Kerfoot.

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On one hand I don't like that, because I don't like shifting centers over to wing, and I'm not sure about Kerfoot centering the top line. On the other hand, I understand that Cooley hasn't played well lately and appreciate that Tourigny is at least trying something new.
 
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Summer Rose said:
There was once a hockey club from Utah
They used to be the Coyotes
There was some legalese that says they're not
This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't care

Here I am droning on and on with out rhyming
Each new line is incoherent drivel
Maybe I can come up with something that rhymes with drivel
But that would be too much effort

Just win the damn game.
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perplexity, make this poem rhyme:

There was once a hockey club from Utah
Their past as Coyotes, a bit of a blur
Some legal speak said they're not who they were
But fans in Salt Lake City still caused quite a stir

From desert sands to mountain air they flew
A new chapter for the NHL to pursue
With Smith at the helm, a fresh revenue
The team's relocation bid finally came through

No more droning on without a rhyme
Each line now flows with rhythm sublime
From Coyotes to a name yet to chime
Utah's ice will witness goals in due time
 
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MIGs Dog said:
perplexity, make this poem rhyme:

There was once a hockey club from Utah
Their past as Coyotes, a bit of a blur
Some legal speak said they're not who they were
But fans in Salt Lake City still caused quite a stir

From desert sands to mountain air they flew
A new chapter for the NHL to pursue
With Smith at the helm, a fresh revenue
The team's relocation bid finally came through

No more droning on without a rhyme
Each line now flows with rhythm sublime
From Coyotes to a name yet to chime
Utah's ice will witness goals in due time
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Interesting that you went A-B-B-B for the first stanza but A-A-A-A for the other two, but I can't blame you, since I don't know of many things off hand that rhyme with "Utah." :laugh:
 
Summer Rose said:
On one hand I don't like that, because I don't like shifting centers over to wing, and I'm not sure about Kerfoot centering the top line. On the other hand, I understand that Cooley hasn't played well lately and appreciate that Tourigny is at least trying something new.
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Takes some pressure off Cooley. Doesn't have to drive the play as much. Let's him to focus on the basics more.
 
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